The footballing world is stunned as West Ham boss, Avram Grant is offered a new two year contract. Apparently he gets 600 minutes and unlimited texts......
The footballing world is stunned as West Ham boss, Avram Grant is offered a new two year contract. Apparently he gets 600 minutes and unlimited texts......
Harry bumps into William at the reception. "Brilliant do, bruv, have you seen Dad?" asks Harry. "He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with...
As I get older I find I get very picky about spelling and the misuse of words On a social network site there's an ad for a game describing it as 'ADDICTING'. Every time I see it it makes me cross and...
apparently you can see the space shuttle 15-20 minutes after take off tonight in roughly the same direction as the iss travels in..also you should be able to see 1 of the solid fuel booster tanks...
Hello, an e.mail, seemingly from Yahoo! has just appeared in our inbox over the last couple of days, asking us to upgrade our e.mail system. We're a bit reluctant to do this, as we're worried that...
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any...
I was in my garden yesterday and saw two insects flying around at great speeds.If these insects were the size of a fighter jet would they actually be faster than the jet? also which insect is the...
When I was in Mexico I bought some objects in black stone. It's a very black shiny stone. Can anybody tell me what the name of the stone is? I've searched the net but can't find it.
A man goes into W. H. Smith book dept. and asks the young lady assistant. "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. She replies, "I'm not sure if...
Three people had died and their souls were ascending to heaven. On the way up, they passed three eagles. When they saw the birds they all shouted "Ah, eagles!" but, being polite, the eagles...
a neighbour and a really good friend of mine is going through a really hard time lately, she was admitted into hospital last Friday as a result of the troubles too. I never knew the extend of them...