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Significantother
It was late on a warm summers evening and a group of Welshmen were round a campfire having a drink and telling ghost stories. After they finished on Welshman asks (AND YOU NEED TO DO THIS IN A WELSH...
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Jemisa
A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some orange juicet and coffee?'?? He declines.. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this...
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tinkerbell23
I need an urgent number or email please as reporting a page has been to absolutely NO avail? Police are involved about an abusive page but we are looking for a contact number and google arent showing...
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mrs_overall
I'll start this one off with Kate Bush
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sidkid
Good to see the right thing was done and Andy Gray was sacked by Sky. That kind of sexist caveman mentality is just not acceptable in this day and age. Just hope they replace him with a fit bird with...
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sidkid
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
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sidkid
Whilst taking my postprandial stroll this very clear evening, I was looking at Orion and a question popped into my head. Alnitak (on the left in Orion's Belt) is approximately 800 light years away. If...
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sidkid
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they...
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CailinDeas
A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His dad thinks and then says "Right-ho son, go and ask your mother if she'd...
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Significantother
Sorry, did I say 'Jesus'? I meant PETROL.
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Mattk
When we speak French for example we are taught to speak in a French accent so how come the French don't speak English with an English accent? I ask from genuine curiosity as I may purchase the rosetta...
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sidkid
I never realised how scary tuna is. I went into my local sandwich shop and asked for a tuna sandwich. Lady replied, "we haven't got any tuna left....I'm afraid"....
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MARTYN
How do you say " the wooden one " in latin?
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luckybaker
dted 31 dec 2010 Many thanks lucy...
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shivvy
I have only recently noticed how dusty the leaves on my ficus plant are - quite embarassing really! I often clean larger leaved houseplants but I aint washing every leaf on this. Has anyone got any...
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Oldboy913
Who thinks that early release from prison should only be granted to those that can read and write?
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sidkid
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register....
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freebi
Please can anyone help me with these film titles with a mode of transport in them I`ve finish the rest of the quiz just left with these. 41) C.M. / R.W. = 42) A.S.N.D. / V.L. = 44) T.T. / I.H. = 45)...
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berniecuddles
just sold something on ebay for £33,when i checked paypal £1.32 had gone,i have not paid ebay yet ,does paypal charge you for using it then??
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Oldboy913
They say there is a limit to our visible universe but why is it that we cannot see any further?

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