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BertiWooster
Have you heard about the horse that retrained as a Blacksmith ? The farmer opened the stable door and startled the horse , and the horse make a bolt for the door...
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wildwood
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Obama. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I...
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belljohn
1. You might just be insane if you lived in this place 2. Sounds a little bit like a pronunciation mark 3. A rose complete with aphid? 4. "HADES" maybe in this Scandanavian city 5. Bird side...
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may1983
q1 cavalry brigade (5,5,6) q2 an emblem of royalty(7) q3 + half for an old coin(5) thanks for help
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mrs_overall
I have a theory that all electronic goods made today have a microchip implanted to ensure that they break down just after the guarantee has expired. My tumble drier guarantee ran out on Wednesday and...
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neuron
I often attend conferences where I have extensive written notes regarding the issues to be discussed. The work is confidential and unless I choose to discuss matters in my notes, the notes must remain...
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sidkid
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've...
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andrew1707
Hello ABers, I need some adice on a penalty parking ticket my wife got this morning. She parked in a Notts County car park in Hall Road, Stapleford. The Parking sign at the pay macchine said...
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clairerob21
1. very very slow (8) 9. could be a type of spinning top (9) thanks in advance...
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Hard@it
We have had a large Aloe Vera plant for many years now and do not want to lose it. The size and weight has caused it to topple over and break its container, we would need a large broad based pot to...
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SIRandyraven
Am I up or down on this bet today ? I followed stovemariks tips as below ... 13.30 robinson collanges 14.05 sivota 14.40 kalahari king 15.20 grands crus 16.00 beautiful sound 16.40 galaxy rock They...
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flobadob
I was reading that the Voyager probe is now 74 billion kilometres away from earth. I'm just wondering how far is that in terms of a light year. For fun could someone give the answer as a reference to...
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ummmm
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying...
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Lonnie
Lets just assume that there is a God, the God of the NewTestament, Torah and Qur'an, then what would be his/her role in this catastrophe?.
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Dris
Now obvious 'typos' are exempt.We all all make them. ect for 'etc' . of cause for of course . Any more glaringly obvious ones?...
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royat96eal75
Departed serenity expedition for colourful autum micheals revolt toss aside a memorable evening a happening near Northampton (no letters but all film names Ta very much)...
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pizza
1. Poor visibility (could be misty red )? 5,3 2. Usually has blues and twos 4,7,3 3.Bovine noise in with a run ( in the past) 6 4. Blushing high ranking cleric 8,3 Many thanx in advance x...
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marval
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queen...
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carlton23
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as...
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wilkesneil
i went to a fancy dress party last night.... the birds were all over me....

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