A young man & his girlfriend are having sex every night & the same old routine is starting to get boring. So, as she"s a big girl, she suggests he sticks his foot inside her to see if that spices...
Water bills are rising again ,we all complain but we think nothing of going into a supermarket to buy "Bottled Water" why do water companies also sell Good Quality water.
ANY thoughts...
I had an International phone call this morning and the caller said he was from Comurix.com who have been advised by Microsoft that my Windows computer has been shown to have more than one registration...
When I were a lad, we made snowmen from two balls of snow - body and head. Youngsters nowadays seem to make snowmen from three - body, muffintop and head. If you were to make a snowman today, would...
Too late for Jessops but HMV are still trading, but both refused to honour gift vouchers. As they have had the money surely they are breaking the law not honouring them, also were they being deceptive...
Does anyone have a formulae for working out the above bet on paper,as I cannot use the bookmakers calculator system on my samsung chat mobile. I have 3 winners and a loser onon a straight win 10p bet...
I watched a documentary tonight about Malta during World War II. Every time I see something like this I wonder how people coped. The bombs, the shortages, the fear .... it must have been horrendous!!...
Just breaking on BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20858353
Very pleased for Bradley Wiggins and Ben Ainslie, had hoped that David Weir might have been Knighted too....
.....Someone called Ned RocknRoll. If you were to change your name to something more 'adventurous' what would it be?
I think I would be Zac Starfighter....
Our ISP sent us an updated router and new cables. We cannot think what to do with the old one and its power cable (and the yellow cable that came with it). Can anyone suggest if there is any use for...
A preacher wanted to earn money for the building expansion program of his church. He had heard there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races....
in the small town of Woopwoop, Western Australia, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for...
Woke up this morning and looked out of my window, it's a bit dull and overcast,
Still it's not the end of the world
Better check the obituaries though...
Having received several cards with the stamp not franked is it alright to use it as someone told me once that they are still franked but you just can't see the frank mark.