posting on body and soul using varied and often complex syntax whilst listening to garth brooks on your MP3 player whilst watching season 7 of Buffy the vampire slayer and getting all the Xander gags....
recently i purchased some underwear for a lady friends birthday, she attends bingo with me and we have grown quite close so i thought i would be daring and get her something sexy, i received the size...
why does getting drunk make you feel so depressed for 3 days like a big black hole you dont think u can climb out off.i am very fit but it makes my heart palpitate the next day and although i enjoy a...
after trying for hours with boiling water, i was chipping away the last of the ice in the ice box at the top of the fridge, and hit something and it hissed gas at me. ive turned it off and its stopped...
I believe JtL and JohnLambert are the same Because aside from the shared initials they seem to come together when a post isn't doing too well in terms of hits and then become highly abusive of each...
After watching a prog where a womans bum was described as pert, I asked Mr.P how he would describe mine. After a firtle about, he pondered for a second and said " plentiful " How marvellous to be so...
my renault clio 53 plate has the rotten egg smell which comes and goes and of course i am told that it could be the catalytic converter. the car is still under warranty and of course the garage cant...
what sort off area do you live in . what is the head lines off your local news paper if you have one ??this will give us a idea how nice or bad your area is , mine is ..............................
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing...
Hey everyone! Second question about tatoos today!! Someone was asking about tattoos earlier on and it got me thinking! I've had a black sun on the bottom of my backfor about 5yrs, which I love. Now, I...
i wish this was me singing this song i need a holiday . would anyone like to join me ? where do you want to go ? lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKOwOk1XaY4&mod e=related&search=
Whilst putting away the monthly sanitary products I just bought, it occurred to me if my other half would know what to get if I sent him to the shop for some. (And yes, I'm hoping he will submit and...
How many husbands photograph their Wives in the bath getting out of the shower Not porno I snapped my wife getting dressed one morning (NEW Camera) and she got really mad accusing me of almost being a...
i have just been on my kids trampoline and had a good jump , only problem is i have a little wet patch in my knickers now :( how many woman that have had kids can jump on trampoline and get of with...
I want to do something romantic for my girlfriend. She's on a strict diet, so a meal is out of the question. I bought her flowers recently, any ideas of something unusual?
this is better than football any day . i loved this when i was younger . they should put this back on the tv ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiP0j-LHv88.