two blondes were in a parking lot trying in vain to unlock the door of their mercedes with a coat hanger.when the girl with the hanger paused for breath,her friend said'hurry up? it's starting to rain...
if you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly if you are co-dependent,please ask someone to press2 if you have multible personality disorder,please press3,4,5 and 6. if you are...
mascara-they usually run at the first sign of emotion
men are like mini skirts-if your not careful they'll creep up your leg.
men are like place mats-they only show up when theres food on the table....