two blondes were in a parking lot trying in vain to unlock the door of their mercedes with a coat hanger.when the girl with the hanger paused for breath,her friend said'hurry up? it's starting to rain...
if you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1 repeatedly if you are co-dependent,please ask someone to press2 if you have multible personality disorder,please press3,4,5 and 6. if you are...
mascara-they usually run at the first sign of emotion
men are like mini skirts-if your not careful they'll creep up your leg.
men are like place mats-they only show up when theres food on the table....
you treat anybody foreign with suspicion you nevere leave home without an umbrella you havent been to the millennium dome on holiday in spain,you search for a bar that serves roast beef you think...
