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comic dictionary

absentee-a missing golf peg accordian-a bagpipe with pleats adamant-the very first insect alarms-what an octopus has alimony-the cost of loving announce-one sixteenth of a pound aromatic-auto pilot...
23:33 Mon 05th Oct 20093 answers, last by slinky.kate 16:28 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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why did the baby strawberry cry

because his mother was in a jam?
23:22 Mon 05th Oct 20093 answers, last by TTG 11:45 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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last joke of the night

saved the best one weight watchers will meet at the prebyterian church= please use the large double doors....
23:20 Sun 04th Oct 20092 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:26 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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what do you call a welshman

with lots of girlfriends a shepherd...
23:15 Sun 04th Oct 20091 answer, last by lindylou16 18:10 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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what was black

and slid down nelsons colunm ? winnie mandela...
23:07 Sun 04th Oct 20095 answers, last by TTG 11:43 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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how do you confuse a blonde

put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner,
22:58 Sun 04th Oct 20098 answers, last by mamyalynne 23:16 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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why

why did the raisin go out with the prune, because he could'nt find a date...
22:54 Sun 04th Oct 20098 answers, last by mamyalynne 23:03 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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haloween outfits

my son and girlfriend(21 and 22 years old) want to dress up to go to a 21st,then onto a nightclub,they were asking me for ideas,i said-simon cowell and susan boyle,son could wear high waisters and...
22:45 Sun 04th Oct 20096 answers, last by dothawkes31 09:30 Mon 05th Oct 2009
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daily record

114a, buttocks(8) d--r-e-e
22:28 Sat 03rd Oct 20094 answers, last by Sandy-Wroe 07:15 Sun 04th Oct 2009
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my juicy orange was fab

when did you last eat your'5' pieces of fruit and veg i had an orange cabbage potatoe vegetable soup...
23:09 Wed 30th Sep 200910 answers, last by Slooow_Jo 23:33 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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reasons it's great to be a woman

you never have to buy your own drinks you can get laid anytime you want you can get out of speeding tickets by crying tell me some more...
22:36 Wed 30th Sep 200923 answers, last by zzxxee 08:29 Thu 01st Oct 2009
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weekly update from weightwatchers

i lost an incredible five and a half pounds tonight,(20 lbs.altogether) my sons are giving me a treat on saturday
22:06 Wed 30th Sep 200914 answers, last by pericat 22:31 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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how many xmas songs mention,

santa,snow or merry in the title santa clause is coming to town....
16:41 Wed 30th Sep 20096 answers, last by Charisse2 18:13 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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went shopping in morrisons

and the special this week is fruit and veg for 30p.i got oranges,carrots,potatoes,iceberg lettuce and tomatoes
15:53 Wed 30th Sep 20091 answer, last by slinky.kate 16:42 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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i have been promised a treat

my sons promised me a treat everytime i loose a stone,i wanted to go to fort william to see the dolphins but it is about a 5 hour drive from here,we have a dog in the house so thats out of the...
15:19 Wed 30th Sep 20099 answers, last by slinky.kate 15:55 Wed 30th Sep 2009
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daily record

67d.opposes(7) r-s--t- 55a.(5)become liable for. i-c-r is it incur 36d.adjacent (to)(9) -o--e-i-g...
23:34 Tue 29th Sep 20094 answers, last by mamyalynne 23:49 Tue 29th Sep 2009
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i fancy french toast and brown sauce

????
00:16 Mon 28th Sep 20099 answers, last by pinktwink 01:14 Mon 28th Sep 2009
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quiet here tonight,

everyone gone to bed early,do you know a computer nerd when=you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. or,your favourite sport is tetris,tech support calls you for help,how about you?
23:52 Sun 27th Sep 20094 answers, last by pinktwink 00:18 Mon 28th Sep 2009
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confucius says!

man who eat crackers in bed waku up feeling crummy man who fart in church sit in own pew...
17:37 Sun 27th Sep 20091 answer, last by slinky.kate 17:40 Sun 27th Sep 2009
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mixed marriages

if yoko ono married bono,she'd be known as yoko ono bono if dolly parton married salvadore dali she'd be known as dolly dali...
17:46 Sat 26th Sep 20099 answers, last by sophie_1003 22:32 Sat 26th Sep 2009

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