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song time

'listen' do you wanna know a secret(answer in song title)
23:14 Sun 11th Oct 20097 answers, last by zig.zag 23:44 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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wyoming

a theology professor asked a student from wyoming;'whats the opposite of joy' sadness'replied the student whats the opposite of depression' 'elation' and whats the opposite of woe' 'giddy up'...
22:57 Sun 11th Oct 20094 answers, last by slinky.kate 23:11 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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shipwrecked

a young man was shipwrecked on a desert island and did'nt see another human being for 20 years.then out of the blue,a beautiful woman was washed ashore. how have you survived all these years'she asked...
23:23 Sat 10th Oct 2009
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absent -mindedness

three elderly woman were discussing the problems of growing old.one said;'sometimes i find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and i cant remember if i am putting it away or...
19:11 Fri 09th Oct 20092 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:46 Wed 14th Oct 2009
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how many lives has a cat

????
20:03 Thu 08th Oct 20099 answers, last by dothawkes31 20:24 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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how many legs

has a centipede
20:02 Thu 08th Oct 200915 answers, last by pericat 20:21 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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north pole

if a polar bear is standing on the north pole, walks ten miles south, ten miles east, then ten miles north, where is the polar bear?
20:00 Thu 08th Oct 200918 answers, last by tamborine 03:33 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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what colour is a polar bears fur

??
19:56 Thu 08th Oct 20093 answers, last by steg 20:20 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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i had poached salmon

baked tomatoes on the vine,mushrooms and fried potatoe,for my dinner,it was ok,i'm trying to eat healthy
19:21 Thu 08th Oct 20094 answers, last by steg 20:24 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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funerals

an aquaintance of mine was found dead in her flat by my ex husband,she had died the previous day,only SIX people turned up for her funeral,so sad,she was about 76.i could'nt go ,no transport or driver
18:51 Thu 08th Oct 20096 answers, last by pericat 20:17 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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two fish are in a tank

one says to the other'can you drive this thing?"
00:40 Thu 08th Oct 20093 answers, last by carlton23 22:53 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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scientists have just discovered

something that can do the work of five men-a woman.
00:29 Thu 08th Oct 20094 answers, last by Jan1957 00:51 Fri 09th Oct 2009
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the editor

heres to a man who is a true inspiration to the rest of us.if he can make it,we've all got a chance?
00:25 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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weight watchers

lost another three and a half pounds tonight,total loss 23.5lbs.feel like twiggy
00:08 Thu 08th Oct 20098 answers, last by looobylooo 19:30 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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recipe for scottish tablet

son wants to make it for his fathers birthday
17:47 Wed 07th Oct 20093 answers, last by woofgang 10:53 Tue 13th Oct 2009
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to our sweethearts and wives

may they never meet..........?
17:33 Wed 07th Oct 20091 answer, last by tonyav 17:36 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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to our friend the banker

may he never lose interest
17:30 Wed 07th Oct 20091 answer, last by Androcles 18:21 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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what film is this

rogerstusa
16:18 Wed 07th Oct 20094 answers, last by TheEqualizer 16:21 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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comic dictionary

absentee-a missing golf peg accordian-a bagpipe with pleats adamant-the very first insect alarms-what an octopus has alimony-the cost of loving announce-one sixteenth of a pound aromatic-auto pilot...
00:33 Tue 06th Oct 20093 answers, last by slinky.kate 17:28 Wed 07th Oct 2009
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why did the baby strawberry cry

because his mother was in a jam?
00:22 Tue 06th Oct 20093 answers, last by TTG 12:45 Thu 08th Oct 2009

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