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i won a competition

in the local paper £60 of BENCH vouchers,to be picked up in the store,youngest son wants a jacket,so he can have it as i'm to old for bench stuff?

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sure signs that your english

you treat anybody foreign with suspicion you nevere leave home without an umbrella you havent been to the millennium dome on holiday in spain,you search for a bar that serves roast beef you think...

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song time

'listen' do you wanna know a secret(answer in song title)

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wyoming

a theology professor asked a student from wyoming;'whats the opposite of joy' sadness'replied the student whats the opposite of depression' 'elation' and whats the opposite of woe' 'giddy up'...

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a young man was shipwrecked on a desert island and did'nt see another human being for 20 years.then out of the blue,a beautiful woman was washed ashore. how have you survived all these years'she asked...

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absent -mindedness

three elderly woman were discussing the problems of growing old.one said;'sometimes i find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and i cant remember if i am putting it away or...

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how many lives has a cat

????

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how many legs

has a centipede

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north pole

if a polar bear is standing on the north pole, walks ten miles south, ten miles east, then ten miles north, where is the polar bear?

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what colour is a polar bears fur

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i had poached salmon

baked tomatoes on the vine,mushrooms and fried potatoe,for my dinner,it was ok,i'm trying to eat healthy

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funerals

an aquaintance of mine was found dead in her flat by my ex husband,she had died the previous day,only SIX people turned up for her funeral,so sad,she was about 76.i could'nt go ,no transport or driver

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