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The Loving Husband.

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
16:10 Mon 18th Mar 201314 answers, last by tonyav 11:59 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Atm Machine

I saw an inflatable ATM machine today. The screen said "Please do not enter PIN".........
16:05 Mon 18th Mar 20139 answers, last by EDDIE51 00:12 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Cups Of Tea - How Many?

Just wondering how many cups of tea(or coffee) you normally drink a day? I was speaking to a woman the other day who said she has up to 30 cups a day!! That seems a ridiculously high amount. I dont...
09:21 Mon 18th Mar 201353 answers, last by 00Lisa00 03:58 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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The Bite

I was once bitten on the bum by a German Shepherd, but he apologised afterwards, and even introduced me to his dog.......
08:52 Mon 18th Mar 20136 answers, last by Arksided 16:08 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Itchy Face!

My face has been really really itchy since yesterday - it is driving me mad. Mainly my nose, but my cheeks as well. Have taken anti-histamine but not really done much good. Havent changed soap/shower...
13:04 Sat 16th Mar 201318 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:30 Sun 17th Mar 2013
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Are You A Complainer?

If you are in, say, a restaurant, and have bad service, or bad food, do you complain? Or do you just resolve not to go back there? Same goes for buying things. if you buy a food item and you aren't...
15:51 Thu 14th Mar 201334 answers, last by sherrardk 19:20 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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The Loud Mother.....

A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said...
09:01 Thu 14th Mar 201325 answers, last by wardlaw 21:50 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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The Nutter.

Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently. They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........
08:20 Wed 13th Mar 201310 answers, last by Baldric 16:04 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Emotional....

I got really emotional at the petrol station this morning. Don't know why, I just started filling up...........
08:11 Wed 13th Mar 201310 answers, last by frugalfred 16:12 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Baffling Email Problem.

I have a laptop, and I also have a Blackberry mobile fone. I receive and read/send my emails on both. Last night I was on my laptop and decided to have a bit of a clean up of my hotmail account so I...
13:52 Mon 11th Mar 20132 answers, last by Smowball 17:24 Tue 12th Mar 2013
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Surely This Isn't A True Story?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291324/Child-bridegroom-Eight-year-old-boy-marries-61-year-old-woman-dead-ancestors-told-tie-knot.html The mind boggles........
08:55 Mon 11th Mar 201322 answers, last by Sharingan 14:06 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Broadchurch

Just settled down to watch the 1st episode from last week which I set to record on Sky - and it hasnt recorded,grrrrr...... Is this repeated anywhere, or have I missed the repeat as well?...
23:00 Sun 10th Mar 201323 answers, last by Smowball 09:05 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Defrosted Chicken Thighs

I took them out of the freezer yesterday, to have today, but nobody is hungry. Will they keep till tomorrow or do I have to throw them?
18:28 Sun 10th Mar 201319 answers, last by gollob 17:09 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Selfish But Sad.....

My wonderful mum died 4 years ago, the day before Mothers Day, aged just 59 from breast cancer, and so going round the shops today getting a card for myMIL was hard. So just wanted to say to really...
21:51 Sat 09th Mar 201331 answers, last by Smowball 17:30 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Plantar Fasciitis

I was diagnosed with this in right foot 2 years ago, and due to extreme pain in walking I had to go to doctor again today and she suspects I also have it in right foot too, along with tendonitis. She...
15:35 Fri 08th Mar 201320 answers, last by BurtSanchez 12:49 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Seeing Yourself In A Magazine/newspaper

Has anybody ever unexpectedly seen themselves in a magazine/paper/brochure? A friend of mine got a pile of holiday brochures and was flicking through one when she saw a photo of her and her kids on...
13:50 Fri 08th Mar 201315 answers, last by MadMen 14:20 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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Logical Explanations??

Genuine ones, please. Woman finds cheap unknown mobile phone in hubby's inside pocket of suit. Never seen it before. Hubby has v expensive fone. Turns fone on - is in silent mode. All numbers/txts...
05:53 Wed 06th Mar 2013284 answers, last by Smowball 17:37 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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A Drunk...

A drunk was brought into a police station. He pounded his fists on the counter and shouted: " Why have I been brought here?!!" The sargeant said " You've been brought here for drinking Sir". The drunk...
15:22 Tue 05th Mar 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:02 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Mayday

Anobody else watch this last night? What did you think? Its on again tonight, and rest of week I think. I thought it was quite good, slight change from the usual.
15:15 Mon 04th Mar 201323 answers, last by Smowball 15:26 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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1 In 5....

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in our family. Me, my mum Brenda, my dad John, big brother Colin and little brother Ho-Chi Hua. My money's on Colin........
15:01 Mon 04th Mar 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 00:11 Tue 05th Mar 2013

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