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God I looked so silly.....

Was getting off a packed train and I was wearing flip flops on my feet. As I stepped down onto the platform a girl behind me must have stood on the back of one of my flip flops. As the crowd surged...
13:35 Thu 06th Sep 201248 answers, last by tonyav 17:58 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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The sex shop.......

A man goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The assistant behind the counter says "Male or female?". The customer says "female." The assistant says "Black...
13:20 Thu 06th Sep 20128 answers, last by Subhanjohn376932 06:02 Fri 05th Jan 2024
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Shopping

I went shopping the other day for some camouflage trousers - I couldn't find any..........)
12:16 Tue 04th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:29 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Pink for a girl/blue for a boy

A friend of mine has just given birth last week to a little baby boy. She already has 2 boys and 2 girls, so had kept all their old baby clothes. When I went to meet baby she she was wearing all blue...
11:55 Tue 04th Sep 201231 answers, last by joeluke 19:26 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Library book

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. "F@ck off" says the librarian. "You won't bring it back!"...
08:43 Tue 04th Sep 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:27 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Why are no normal questions posted at this time??

They are all barking mad!!
00:17 Tue 04th Sep 201210 answers, last by excelsior-1 08:43 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Going through seriously bad insomnia phase........

Hasn't been this bad for years. I've been to bed, got up, been back to bed, up again lol. Am considering doing the ironing in a minute!
02:20 Mon 03rd Sep 20124 answers, last by Smowball 11:24 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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For those still with household flea problems....

Can't remember who it was but on here a few weeks ago we were discussing fleas as there is a bit of an epidemic at the moment. e had some, presumably from the cats, and couldnt get rid of them, Well...
13:30 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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Winter....

Ok, its not here for quite a while, but what do you like and what do you hate about winter? I just love eating all the wintry comfort foods - cassoles, dumplings,stews! Also love the snow, and log...
12:56 Sun 02nd Sep 201224 answers, last by mazie 19:47 Tue 11th Sep 2012
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No baking beans....

I need to bake a pastry case but cannot find my jar of baking beans. What else can I use??
09:40 Sun 02nd Sep 201216 answers, last by LyndaB 19:34 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Can't sleep............

And am watching utter rubbish on tv.........
00:56 Sun 02nd Sep 20128 answers, last by boxtops 16:57 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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Birthday cards for family

I'm the type of person whon always sends cards to people, even if I don't get one back - it's just the way I am. But what do you do if somebody has been really vile, and you know its their birthday...
14:31 Thu 30th Aug 201262 answers, last by Smowball 13:08 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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You can choose your friends but.......

you can't choose your family. I've heard that said so often. So you can love somebody because they are a relative/family, but that doesn't mean you have to like them. Do any of you have family that...
08:53 Wed 29th Aug 201227 answers, last by Duncer 07:18 Thu 30th Aug 2012
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Periods after giving birth

Oh im getting asked a lot of stuff by the new mum staying with me lol. She had baby 4 months ago. is now on a period but it has lasted for 4 weeks so far. Is that typical?? I can't remember....
15:43 Tue 28th Aug 20122 answers, last by Smowball 08:26 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Baby milk formula

Was just wondering - have things changed in how you store made up bottles since my youngest was born? My son,gf and baby are staying with me, and she makes up the bottles in the morning and just...
07:51 Tue 28th Aug 201226 answers, last by bednobs 15:51 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Blackberry/Hotmail query.

I have a Blackberry, and on it I get my texts and also my emails from a hotmail account that I have. Yesterday i logged onto my laptop to try and find a specific email in my hotmail inbox, and whilst...
09:13 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Please.is anybody awake??

??
03:09 Fri 17th Aug 201261 answers, last by netibiza 20:33 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Paul Hollywood - Great British Bake Off

What are we thinking ladies? .................
08:05 Thu 16th Aug 201221 answers, last by quizzywig 08:35 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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itchy face

My face has been itching and itching for hours - its driving me mad! mainly my nose, Ive rubbed so much to stop the itch that my face/nose is really sore. have taken an anti-histamine and that hasnt...
11:49 Mon 13th Aug 201215 answers, last by Smowball 06:55 Wed 15th Aug 2012
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Mortified neighbour - maggots in lounge!

My neighbour has just knocked on my do and poured boiling water on them, or, saying with horror that she thinks she has found maggots in her lounge. Have gone and looked, she had swept them up with a...
10:49 Mon 13th Aug 201220 answers, last by Smowball 06:55 Tue 14th Aug 2012

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