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A guy says to his doctor......

A guy says to his doctor, " I've hurt my willy in a surfing accident". Doc says "Did you fall of your board?" "No", he says. " I had to quickly shut my laptop when...
13:30 Fri 03rd Aug 20125 answers, last by gsr600 18:12 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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the leaflet....

I had a leaflet come through my letterbox saying: " If you are an alcoholic then please call this number" It was from the bl00dy local off license!...
07:07 Thu 02nd Aug 20126 answers, last by franciscabrteon5 16:18 Fri 10th Jan 2014
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last Olympic event for me today

Not competing obviously!! lol. Just attending. Women's volleyball - think first game is Serbia v Turkey but second is team GB v Italy.
06:57 Wed 01st Aug 20127 answers, last by tonyav 07:18 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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cats/fleas?

I have 2 cats. Sons ankles were covered in bites, which looked to me like flea bites. So as one of cats likes his bedroom to sleep in(a box not son's bed!) I hoovered all his room, sprayed flea spray...
16:07 Sun 29th Jul 201231 answers, last by Smowball 12:32 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Olympics football - no bags allowed??

Letter accompanying tickets for Olympic team GB football say: " The football is different to the other events and so we strongly urge you to not bring any bag at all with you - otherwise this...
12:32 Wed 25th Jul 20128 answers, last by mccfluff 13:21 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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I could strangle him!!

Son's mate meant to call for him at 11 but hadnt turned up. He said mate had only txt him an hour ago so he couldnt understand it. Know ing how he gets things wrong I asked to look at his fone and see...
11:22 Tue 24th Jul 201232 answers, last by ummmm 19:58 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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Biggest lies - tell all!

Whats the biggest lie you've ever told, why, and did you get away with it??
15:56 Fri 20th Jul 201242 answers, last by robert551069 06:16 Sat 21st Jul 2012
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My friend thinks we(us lot here) are all mental!......

Had left my laptop open and a friend popped over. Whilst I was making a cup of tea she looked at the screen, which was open on some old questions I had answered. The one that caught her attention was...
14:24 Thu 19th Jul 201238 answers, last by lady-janine 16:07 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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Knitting help!

Agghhh! I have finished the baby's bolero and it is ready to be sewn up. I did the left hand side and sleeve just fine. then got distracted by the tv whilst sewing up the right hand side - looked down...
13:28 Wed 18th Jul 201217 answers, last by shaneystar2 17:26 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Missing person

A woman I know(our children are friends), her husband went missing 2 nights ago. She was in the bath and her son was playing outside. When she got out of the bath he wasnt in the lounge. He had gone....
12:51 Wed 18th Jul 201235 answers, last by baza 15:23 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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Politically Correct Descriptions for Men

He does not have a BEER GUT. He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER. He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME. He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE...
12:00 Tue 17th Jul 20122 answers, last by askyourgran 18:46 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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My mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law was being attacked by 6 men. "Shouldnt you go and help?!" shouted my wife. "Nah, 6 should be enough"....
11:26 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by bookbinder 11:37 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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One Saturday morning....

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential...
11:20 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 13:24 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Purple flowers on potatoes Im growing

Ive always had white flowers on the plants, which die off before you pick the spuds, but these ones have purple flowers??
07:05 Tue 17th Jul 20127 answers, last by Smowball 10:53 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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New tougher Smowball!

Daughter(23) who I lent a load of money to very recently, asked to do the Race for Life with me this year. I paid for her to enter and sent her all the pack etc. She has just txt me to say she isnt...
16:32 Mon 16th Jul 201228 answers, last by murraymints 09:56 Fri 20th Jul 2012
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Five Rules To Remember in Life....

1.Forgive your emeny, but remember the b*ggers name 2.Money cannot but happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 3.Help someone when they are in trouble, and they...
11:28 Mon 16th Jul 201221 answers, last by BIGJACK 20:28 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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My wife......

My wife told me to go out and come back with something that would make her look sexy, so I came back p*ssed!
11:11 Mon 16th Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 13:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Mateo from Benidorm..

Just heard him being interviewed on TV and was so shocked to hear his real voice! I actually did think he was Spanish lol. Doesn't sound sexy at all in real life!
10:03 Mon 16th Jul 201215 answers, last by LoftyLottie 17:57 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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A policeman.....

A policeman came to my front door last night, holding a photo of my wife. Is this your wife,sir?" he asked. Shocked I said "Yes". " I'm afraid it looks as though she has been hit...
07:51 Mon 16th Jul 20125 answers, last by marval 13:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Facebook/Google

I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to any family functions anymore :~)
09:51 Sun 15th Jul 20122 answers, last by rockyracoon 10:08 Sun 15th Jul 2012

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