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Smowball

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in wanting to celebrate my birthday on the actual day and not the day before?? lol
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I've been proposed to in a field under a tree, on a beach, in a hotel bar and on a ride at Alton Towers! Never the more typical scenario of in a restaurant over dinner etc..... What about you?...
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Im 99% sure thats what its called but after being told twice and still not hearing properly I didnt want to ask again! A woman I work with has 2 children, a girl and a boy, and when I met the boy he...
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Commonsense is like deodorant - the ones that seem to need it most never use it. Thought it was quite true lol....
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Over a long girly lunch yesterday we got around to chatting about partners/hubbies as per usual! We were asking each other what we would never ever forgive them for doing. All very different answers,...
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My son had a friend round. Friend told me his mum was in hospital with lung cancer. I was really shocked and really felt for him seeing as I lost my own mum to cancer. Son looked even more shocked and...
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I need to buy one, with a built in camera, but googling is bring up so many versions. Do you know the best place to buy one at the mo, or who is doing the best deal? TIA
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Im meeting up with friends at one of their houses, for a girly gossip and to put the world to rights, complete with lots of nibbles, dips and wine!
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Was getting off a packed train and I was wearing flip flops on my feet. As I stepped down onto the platform a girl behind me must have stood on the back of one of my flip flops. As the crowd surged...
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A man goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The assistant behind the counter says "Male or female?". The customer says "female." The assistant says "Black...
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I went shopping the other day for some camouflage trousers - I couldn't find any..........)
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A friend of mine has just given birth last week to a little baby boy. She already has 2 boys and 2 girls, so had kept all their old baby clothes. When I went to meet baby she she was wearing all blue...
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. "F@ck off" says the librarian. "You won't bring it back!"...
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They are all barking mad!!
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Hasn't been this bad for years. I've been to bed, got up, been back to bed, up again lol. Am considering doing the ironing in a minute!
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Can't remember who it was but on here a few weeks ago we were discussing fleas as there is a bit of an epidemic at the moment. e had some, presumably from the cats, and couldnt get rid of them, Well...
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Ok, its not here for quite a while, but what do you like and what do you hate about winter? I just love eating all the wintry comfort foods - cassoles, dumplings,stews! Also love the snow, and log...
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I need to bake a pastry case but cannot find my jar of baking beans. What else can I use??
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And am watching utter rubbish on tv.........
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I'm the type of person whon always sends cards to people, even if I don't get one back - it's just the way I am. But what do you do if somebody has been really vile, and you know its their birthday...

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