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EmmaDalton

Who do I complaint to about a pub?

I have just visited a pub and a drunken group of customers shouted to my 2 year old son "will you shut up you little b*****d". I was completely horrified, I tackled the abusive behaviour and...
19:21 Sun 03rd Jun 201232 answers, last by Tilly2 19:20 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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Gaffer

Well I am happy to say

That have not seen or heard of anything remotely like somebody being on the throne for 60 years today. Thank god for that and I just hope that you find all this stuff as boring as I do...
21:32 Sun 03rd Jun 201260 answers, last by craft1948 22:59 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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RATTER15

Is this really the AB.Ed's family on a bad day?

http://i106.photobuck...20stuff/Edsbadday.jpg...
11:44 Fri 01st Jun 201229 answers, last by Smowball 13:53 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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Smowball

Son's secordary school nightmare - update.

Ok, I have finally managed to get his school to sihn their part of the council form to put him on the waiting list for a place at another school, when one every comes up! But the nightmare continues....
15:40 Mon 28th May 201236 answers, last by Smowball 13:52 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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cupid04

Paul and Jim.

Paul and Jim are chatting. 'It's my wife's birthday today and I don't know what to get her,' Paul says. 'She already has everything that money can buy.' 'I know, why don't you mock -up a gift...
23:47 Wed 30th May 20125 answers, last by Smowball 13:38 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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maggiebee

Advice for Living

Written by a 90 year old...... 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short – enjoy it. 4. Your job won't take care of you when...
13:18 Fri 01st Jun 20127 answers, last by quinie 16:52 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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Smowball

Three men in prison........

A porn star, a psycho and a homosexual: Porn star - If I find a cat in here I will sh*g it hard till it dies. Psycho - Oh yeah! And once its dead I will sh*g it till I die. Homosexual standing in the...
13:15 Fri 01st Jun 20126 answers, last by tonyav 10:53 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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Smowball

Post Office help please...

Got back from work yesterday and there was a card from the P.O saying they had tried to deliver a registered envelope. It is adressed to my so, aged 12. How do I collect it or do I have to take him...
07:39 Fri 01st Jun 20124 answers, last by Anngel123 06:07 Sat 02nd Jun 2012
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sandyRoe

"Let me see your nuts again,"

said the young woman to me at the M&S checkout this morning. The walnuts hadn't scanned. The lady in the queue behind me seemed to smother a laugh, or maybe it was just a cough, and I bit my lip...
12:18 Fri 01st Jun 201216 answers, last by rowanwitch 13:12 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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Smowball

Grrrrrr, blooming delivery driver!

I arranged to have some new garden furniture delivered today, between 12 and 6pm. I specified not before 12 as I wouldnt be home from work. Get a call from them last night saying it would actually be...
11:11 Thu 31st May 201210 answers, last by Smowball 07:41 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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cupid04

How?

How does a doctor tell that a cancer is secondary? Sorry, If I appear thick but a dear friend of ours has just been diagnosed as having cancer of the spine. All they've said so far is that it's a...
01:13 Thu 31st May 20126 answers, last by Sqad 16:49 Sat 02nd Jun 2012
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Smowball

Who watched Lewis last night?

Am really enjoying this series, even Mr Smow is pretending that he is letting me hog the remote but he secretly likes it me thinks lol
14:19 Thu 31st May 201220 answers, last by craft1948 13:49 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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Smowball

Ladies only............what looks sexy on a man?

Clothingwise I mean! For me it has to be a dark suit, crisp white shirt, top button undone, maybe a hint of a tan. Makes me go all of a dither just thinking about it. Think men in suits look so...
13:41 Thu 31st May 201298 answers, last by coggles3 18:53 Thu 31st May 2012
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cupid04

I wasn't expecting that.....

I went to my Rosemary Conley class today. Only lost half a pound. But came away with three itchy bites. I've put some tcp on because the smell drives mr, cupid mad [he hates it really , lol]. What...
13:37 Thu 31st May 201217 answers, last by cupid04 16:34 Thu 31st May 2012
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Smowball

Do female cats spray??

I have 2 cats, mother and her daughter, aged 8 and 6. The daughter is quite a nervous cat, but I have noticed she keeps standing with her bottom/tail against things and basically vibrating her tail...
14:12 Wed 30th May 201218 answers, last by CatGirl4 23:56 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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missprim

Blood Test results.

Had my blood test last Friday and got the results yesterday. Most are ok but there are 3 that don't come within the range and wondered if it's still alright and what it might mean. Hb 108 Platelets...
11:46 Thu 31st May 201218 answers, last by missprim 16:57 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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2shortplanks

Crying baby

I'm demented! #2 daughter is 6 weeks old and just won't settle in her cot. She cries when you leave her in there! She's not unwell, hot, cold, hungry, etc etc. She will settle happily if I lift her...
13:05 Thu 31st May 201243 answers, last by aims1202 22:00 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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TOWIE

Feeling Itchy

For the past month I have had an icy upper back - its driving me nuts. Got Mr. Towie to have a look for a rash, but he says there is nothing there. Any ideas....
10:45 Thu 31st May 201228 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:26 Thu 31st May 2012
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rowanwitch

someone make me smile please...

and maybe make others smile too....
13:18 Thu 31st May 201224 answers, last by parkdale 19:46 Thu 31st May 2012
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pastafreak

"Thinnest Dog..."

Look at those eyes! Who could starve this poor baby? http://www.dailymail....nnest-RSPCA-seen.html...
21:41 Wed 30th May 201210 answers, last by Kiki-frog 15:44 Thu 31st May 2012

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