as I can't seem to persuade the lovely Ed to change my user name, i did ask way back when, can i ask anyone who responds to my questions and whatnot to just call me Em, no idea where i got the idea...
(That's Fen talk for crying). I have just taken receipt of the most wonderful beautiful and dramatic bouquet of flowers from all my colleagues and GPs at my surgery. It has reminded me once again how...
His birthday is coming up next month he's insisting that he's coming to my house to pick me up for 2 days while my mom is out,i understand that i am 27 years old and should be able to go but what he...
With the success of the fruity and commodity jokes, before I sign off for a few hours, I thought I would ask if anyone has any jokes with obvious punch lines - as much like the "fruity" apple joke....
im currentley on bail for a sec18 gbh with out the intent wat happened was i was dwn my local pub enjoyin the singer thay had there it was goin fine all night until the end me and my gf was sittin up...
We're visiting family in Dublin in the summer and my son has asked if we can go up to Belfast to see the Titanic Exhibition, has anyone see this, how long should you allow to look around, the website...
From my kitchen window I can see houses on the side road that runs across the top of the said cul-de-sac. One of the properties is for sale, the owners moved out a week ago. Some low life has since...
Evening Sqad. I saw the orthopedic consultant today. How long do they live? He was a Mr. then. He asked if the remedy he had prescribed for a slight problem thirty odd years ago had done the...
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...I wouldve SAID something! Whilst queing up for a buffet style breakfast in a hotel the other day a man several behind me in the queue noticed there was only 2 fried eggs left. He jumped in front of...
Well I do. I've just spilt beetroot juice all over my kitchen carpet and as I can't bend (arthritic back) I've just had an interesting half hour trying to clean it up! Good job I can laugh as well. Go...
I have absolutely no sense of smell. Zero. Haven't had for a couple of years, and doctors are baffled. But there are so many things that I really really miss the smell of.......I can't smell anything...
good evening folks further to my posts here ---http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1241717.html and here ---http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1242173.html my gran...
for a 50th birthday, ignoring the fact that irradiated food was then being mooted as the way forward, for those who missed tea at three let's have supper: I'm bringing watercress salad with Green...