The good lady asked me what I wanted for breakfast i told her I fancied something I had not had for many years. bowl of cornflakes 2 soft boiled eggs with toasted soldiers & an extra round to make a...
If I had a name like this I would have to change it by deed poll:- 1. Miss Sexsmith.....2. Mr Bates.....3.Miss Scratchard.....4.Miss Nookey.....5.Mr Payne (Dentist). These are genuine names. Has...
Anyone watching the series call 'Utopia'. I think it's the best thing on tv at the moment. The camera angles, the intensity, the concept.
What do you think?...
that watches tv? she absolutely loves it, particularly when wildlife programmes are on. she has been glued to africa this evening, watching the birds and ants intently! do any of your cats watch...
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead...
eating the sour cream & onion,really nice,not greasy at all,21 crisps are 95 calories,only 99p.a box special offer in morrisons,you should try them,they're lovely....
Just gone into the kitchen and I found an envelope leaning against the kettle. It's from my no. 1 son's girlfriend, the student nurse thanking me for letting her stay the weekend, and how much she...
Free Night Out Tonight Is there anybody in the Manchester area who would like two FREE tickets to tonights Circus of Horrors show in the Manchester Opera house? Tickets are paid for and sat in the box...
I had to drive 18 miles to work in Cambridge this morning through the snow. My wife and daughter both said I was mad to try it and to just phone in and say I was stuck. I did go and it was one of the...
OH has had some dry skin down the edge of his foot just down from his little toe nail. There is now a deep cut which has appeared which is very sore when he walks. I have suggested he treats it with a...
My friend acquired a small ginger kitten for Christmas and has called it the daftest name I ever heard. I will not state what is in case she or her family are reading this and I would prefer to keep...
Just writing on the other thread about looking out of window just now and seeing large footprints down the centre of our road spoiling the pure untrodden snow, reminded me of a wise old quote a...