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Chinese baby

Su, a beautiful Chinese lady marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,'...
09:43 Tue 08th Nov 20111 answer, last by Noraq 10:37 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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Work in Retirement

This man is an inspiration (or should be!) to us all! As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are...
08:16 Fri 04th Nov 20111 answer, last by marval 08:57 Fri 04th Nov 2011
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Dogs and Wives

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot...
20:43 Sun 23rd Oct 20114 answers, last by Dilbert53 12:17 Wed 26th Oct 2011
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Fondling in Bed

After 20 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at...
17:25 Fri 21st Oct 20114 answers, last by marval 18:23 Fri 21st Oct 2011
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We is friends

Me and you is friends You smile - I smile You hurt - I hurt You cry - I cry You jump off a bridge - I gonna miss your postings!...
13:01 Thu 20th Oct 20112 answers, last by marval 14:19 Thu 20th Oct 2011
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How large are they?

INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is...
12:57 Thu 20th Oct 20112 answers, last by tank1960 14:20 Thu 20th Oct 2011
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Yet another senior citizen joke

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks,...
22:28 Wed 19th Oct 20116 answers, last by Everhelpful 22:00 Thu 20th Oct 2011
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The Irish are so logical.

The Irish Millionaire Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said...
22:33 Fri 14th Oct 20111 answer, last by marval 11:34 Sat 15th Oct 2011
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Black Rose perfume.

Does anyone remember Black Rose perfume? I can't remember who made it but I know I loved the smell. I was wondering if it was still available, although it was many years ago when I used it. I'm...
22:02 Fri 14th Oct 20118 answers, last by mamyalynne 14:19 Sat 15th Oct 2011
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The fireman

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down...
21:52 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Coyotes and Sheep

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and...
19:30 Wed 12th Oct 20112 answers, last by puternut 22:33 Wed 12th Oct 2011
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At least it's clean

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it...
10:51 Wed 12th Oct 20112 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 10:59 Wed 12th Oct 2011
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Three little pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy. 'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy....
22:20 Thu 06th Oct 20118 answers, last by micmak 18:45 Sat 08th Oct 2011
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Jews sank the Titanic

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a...
22:30 Tue 04th Oct 20119 answers, last by rockyracoon 20:31 Thu 06th Oct 2011
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Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy...
07:59 Tue 04th Oct 20111 answer, last by ll_billym 20:02 Tue 04th Oct 2011
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The geography of men and women

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to...
14:34 Mon 03rd Oct 20115 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:25 Mon 03rd Oct 2011
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Winter Fuel Allowance

Sometime this year, we pensioners will again receive another 'Winter Fuel' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is a 'Winter Fuel'...
10:08 Sun 02nd Oct 20116 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:45 Sun 02nd Oct 2011
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Italian Virgin

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don't...
19:40 Wed 28th Sep 20112 answers, last by marval 15:40 Thu 29th Sep 2011
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Anger Management

Husband: Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? Wife: I just go and clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your...
07:58 Wed 28th Sep 20114 answers, last by ummmm 08:04 Wed 28th Sep 2011
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A few questions for you

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers,...
07:25 Wed 28th Sep 20116 answers, last by Blackiequine 19:14 Fri 18th Oct 2013

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