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Apartment to let

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for £500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would...
21:04 Wed 23rd Nov 20116 answers, last by fiction-factory 07:45 Sat 12th Sep 2015
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Minimum Wage

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they...
20:54 Wed 23rd Nov 20113 answers, last by zebo 09:20 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the...
20:46 Wed 23rd Nov 20113 answers, last by Old_Geezer 22:32 Wed 23rd Nov 2011
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Dandruff.

This question is for my sister. I told her you lot could answer everything so I'm hoping you will be able to answer this. She has dandruff very badly. It is very itchy and she is scratching all the...
20:19 Wed 23rd Nov 201115 answers, last by keyu123 05:15 Mon 19th Feb 2018
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Early Morning Police Stop

A Police STOP at 2 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse...
09:02 Tue 22nd Nov 20111 answer, last by maggiebee 09:52 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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HELP SOMEONE (Possibly Sqad)

I went out to lunch yesterday and obviously ate something dodgy because I have been in and out of the loo all night (diarrhoea) I have some Imodium but I also take lisonopril (22.5 mgs) and frusemide...
07:46 Tue 22nd Nov 201124 answers, last by anneasquith 23:57 Thu 24th Nov 2011
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Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the...
22:37 Mon 21st Nov 20111 answer, last by maggiebee 00:03 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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A Beautiful Night Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep, Please no wrinkles, please no bags, Please lift my ar*se before it sags, Please no age spots, please no grey, As for my belly please take...
22:35 Mon 21st Nov 20114 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:05 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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The Story of two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...
08:02 Mon 21st Nov 20115 answers, last by boxtops 09:17 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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London versus Scotland

A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better...
07:57 Mon 21st Nov 20114 answers, last by marval 16:08 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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New Wine for Seniors

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep. I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot...
23:26 Sun 20th Nov 20116 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:09 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Dating in 1960

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in....
09:55 Sun 20th Nov 20114 answers, last by marval 14:20 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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Women's revenge

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her purse, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always...
22:00 Sat 19th Nov 20111 answer, last by frankiecat 22:02 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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Two Irish Women

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .' The other woman responds...
08:44 Sat 19th Nov 20113 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 15:24 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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A Heart Attack in America

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had...
08:40 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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Amaryllis

I have now replanted my Amaryllis, which I had for Christmas last year, and it is doing well. Three leaves about 9 inches tall and looking healthy. However, two roots have appeared above the compost....
10:28 Sat 12th Nov 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:32 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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Good news and bad news

One day God was talking to Adam. 'I've got two pieces of good news for you and one piece of bad news.' he said. 'First, the good news - I've given you a brain. With this you will be able to learn many...
08:16 Thu 10th Nov 20111 answer, last by marval 17:43 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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Driving me mad.

Here's a difficult one for you lot. I have bought a DVD of exercises called 'Leanne's Chair Workout'. The second section is called Disco and of course consists of Disco movements. If anyone happens to...
03:02 Thu 10th Nov 20114 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:22 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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Questions and thoughts.

When I was born the doctor spanked me on my bottom. Can I sue him for sexual harrassment or assault with intent? My six year old niece says her teacher told her that little girls can grow up to be...
02:49 Thu 10th Nov 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 12:51 Sat 12th Nov 2011
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Thoughts on walking.

The Importance of walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £4,000 per month. My grandpa started walking...
10:28 Tue 08th Nov 20115 answers, last by D97x7 16:09 Tue 08th Nov 2011

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