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The Nervous Priest

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
The monsignor replied, “ When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.... ...
15:10 Wed 31st Jul 20242 answers, last by zebo 21:22 Wed 31st Jul 2024
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Chipchopper

Donations

An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
05:38 Sat 04th May 20243 answers, last by William51 13:45 Mon 06th May 2024
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Rondy

And There's More

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!
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“A man walks into a pharmacy... ...
14:25 Mon 30th Oct 20231 answer, last by stocksman 16:51 Mon 30th Oct 2023
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Rondy

Jamaica Holiday

A woman goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the man says. Every night...
16:23 Sat 15th Jul 20234 answers, last by stocksman 12:18 Sun 16th Jul 2023
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Rondy

Thoughts For The Day

Thoughts for the day: Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right...
12:07 Sat 22nd Oct 202210 answers, last by Spicerack 19:46 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

And the Lord said unto John "come forth and ye shall receive eternal life" But John came fifth, and won a toaster....
05:49 Mon 29th Aug 20227 answers, last by stocksman 15:27 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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euivcfdw

https://ipsnews.net/business/2021/07/22/bps-5-golden-after-50-blood-pressure-control-formula-fake-or-real-truth-explode/

I can attempt that either online or off-line. I'm primed and ready to do this. We have to seize the night. This avocation isn't a secret weapon known only to mere mortals. Surely, why will that...
09:32 Tue 23rd Nov 20211 answer, last by stocksman 12:48 Tue 23rd Nov 2021
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Rondy

Police Dog

What do you call a Spaniard who loses his car? Carlos __________ A police dog responds to an ad for work with the CID. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict...
14:57 Sun 21st Nov 20214 answers, last by stocksman 11:47 Mon 22nd Nov 2021
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Rondy

In Labour

"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour. "I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke...
13:45 Sun 12th Sep 20215 answers, last by sanmac 22:26 Mon 13th Sep 2021
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https://supplement24x7.com/smilz-cbd-oil/

Smilz CBD Oil CBD Canada is a valid coloration of cannabidiol and hemp eliminates. This oil is beneficial in lessening all of the issues from the frame of the individual. Both of these concentrates...
10:15 Mon 12th Apr 20211 answer, last by stocksman 12:16 Mon 12th Apr 2021
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Chipchopper

Just Checked The Desk Diary....

Dental appointment, tootherty
06:53 Fri 29th Jan 202114 answers, last by tiggerblue10 21:06 Fri 29th Jan 2021
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fourteen85

Prince Charles

Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally...
09:02 Sun 13th Dec 202018 answers, last by windywillow 19:17 Sun 13th Dec 2020
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marval

It Is Time

My partner has just found out I have spent all our savings on Muppets memorabilia. It's time to face the music....
16:50 Sat 10th Oct 20207 answers, last by Theblip 21:46 Mon 12th Oct 2020
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Doona1907

Dt 29392

21d sold in need of spruced up bathroom (7) R?T?L?D - if rattled why?
09:38 Wed 17th Jun 20208 answers, last by stocksman 12:06 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Jaimsieboy

Skeleton

2 Down - Good metals, like lead (5) ?o??
15:34 Sun 14th Jun 20202 answers, last by Downsyboy 15:44 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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Runnymede9

Independent Inquisitor 2970 Monday June 1St 2020

Four letter word for "smell"...
10:21 Tue 02nd Jun 20205 answers, last by roslyn251254 12:24 Tue 02nd Jun 2020
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The Week 1210 Saturday May 23Rd 2020

20d "Yankee faces married supporters" looks like Y-FRONTS, but (without being too anatomical) what has "married" to do with them please? [Y R N S from other clues.]...
14:59 Wed 27th May 20207 answers, last by Spoffy 15:33 Wed 27th May 2020
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TOPCAT48

Camping And Caravanning Magazine

Venue for RHS show this month 10
21:39 Wed 20th May 20204 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:50 Wed 20th May 2020
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Patsy33

Trial

A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig . The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a...
22:52 Sun 19th Jan 202023 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:18 Mon 20th Jan 2020
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marval

A Big Fight

A young boy came home from school and told his mother. "I had a big fight with my classmate.” “He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my...
17:43 Sat 28th Dec 20194 answers, last by stocksman 11:00 Sun 29th Dec 2019

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