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just watching a programme on challenge tv where american contestants had to dunk their heads in cows blood to collect rings and then eat worms and then eat various cows innards and intestines.havent...
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so 3 american soldiers have been captured by al queada i wouldnt want to be in their boots thats for sure will this be the scenario in a couple of months but with prince harry the captive?i hope not.
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if there is a god who loves mankind how can he warrant such suffering in the world and have little children go missing and be hurt by such evil people?
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if you look north what is that really bright star high in the sky?is it sirius [the dog star] or the iss [space station] i have a fiver bet with my mrs its sirius lol.thanx in anticipation.
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a woman is having an operation when she has a near death experience she sees god by the pearly gates of heaven 'is it my time?' she asks 'no not yet you are only 43 years old you still have 35 years...
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a nun gets into a taxi and the taxi driver cannot stop staring 'whatevers the matter?'the nun asked 'well im sorry to say this but ive always had a fantasy about a nun giving me oral sex'the driver...
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i was walking in the cemetary the other day when i saw 4 pallbearers carrying a coffin.when i returned to the cemetary 2 days later i saw the same pallbearers still walking around aimlessley carring...
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why does the bride always wear white?..................cos its always good to have the dishwasher matcing the cooker and fridge.
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why do they call it a wonder bra??? cos when you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
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my dear old mum has arthritis in her joints and ive heard emu oil is very good.have any of you good people any knowledge of this and does it actually work?thanks in anticipation.
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ok the shootings in virginia tech are horrifying in the extreme but i bet the victims of previous atrocities are beside themselves ie dunblane,hungerford at least they werent taunted from beyond the...
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we brought a car last september and the police have stopped us 7 times stating that the car is on their list of wanted cars.each time the officers involved have assured us that they will erase it from...
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has anyone been to monkey world in dorset i just wondered if anyone of you have as my wife wants to go there as she has seen it on animal planet but i dont fancy driving all the way to dorset from...
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so the playstation 3 has been banned from being used in prison.bl**dy hell i thought being in prison was supposed to be punishment never mind i suppose the poor inmates will have to make do with their...
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so tony blair has said that if the iranians dont release the captured marines things will 'enter a new phase' he ought to be careful what he says to these people if they hand them over to the iraqis...
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a nurse is doing the rounds on the wards when she came across a man whose face was covered in curry 'what happened to him?'she asked the doctor 'well hes been like that for 6 months now he collapsed...
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whats the betting the ordinary working person is going to get hammered in the budget [AGAIN] it looks like public services are going to be tightened or in some cases axed.what are we paying our taxes...
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how can you tell if a mechanic has met his wife in his lunchbreak? two of his fingers are clean.......

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