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kiss my aunt fanny!

i heard this be said other day at work and was told its a london saying but i aint a clue what it means, can anyone enlighten me? thanku

Zacsmaster

Who sang 'Your red scarf matches your eyes, please close cover before striking' ? Where did the 70's band Smokie come from ? Why is the spin off from the TV show Life on Mars called Ashes to Ashes ?...

geo0939

Desk lamp instructions.

This was received along with a small desk lamp Patent product Adulterate cannot but went behind. Specific Character. USB desk lamp is a new develop product catering for the person who working beside...

warpig3

Bag for hospital

Anyone packed yet? Well obviously I havent, but then again I havent started my antenatal classes yet either (dont ask, they forgot about me). So what should I pack? this is what I have come up with so...

Nannie1959

Quotation

The following is a quotation from a poem, song, book, film or a famous person. I am stuck on this last one, any help would be very much appreciated...thanx in advance. 1. .....Quand les mots qui vent...

dustypuss

stick

trying to remember the film that this funny saying comes from . (Sticks and Stones may brake my bones ) That why I run away ! ). thank you for help

gina32

funny names

i remember a midwife telling me about a woman who was giving birth whose surname was eggs so she called her baby son, hammond! hope he had a sense of humour, does anyone else know anyone with a funny...

jrobinson200

what shall i have for tea....

quorn chicken nuggets and beans, pasta and mince, or pizza? help.......................................o or potato wedges

mammie

origins

could anyone help as this has been driving me mad for a long time i would like to know the origin and meaning the rhyme i met a man upon the stairs i met a man that wasn't there i met that man again...

Rain Man4500

How old before we are young?

As we advance through life we are 21 yrs old, 34 yrs old, 47 yrs old etc. Often, especially on TV game shows, older people are referred to as being e.g. 85 yrs young (a paradox really as thye are...

Skreecheeboy

Phoning home

A teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: "Can you come and get me? I've missed the last bus and it's pouring with rain." "Okay," says her dad. "Where are you ringing from?" And the girl...

gravitate

chickes

Do chickens have tongues? If so what do they use them for which leads me on to another question if this strange animal does have a tongue can it touch its nose with it?

lauralane

excema 3 year old

My three and half year boy has really bad excema. I have been to the doctor and have been given a cream. It helps a bit. But i wondering does anyone know of anything that really helps. Any tips or...

adamhornsby

how does this saying go?

You know if someone isnt all there, is the saying a picnic short of a hamper, or is it hamper short of a picnic?

2134darren

Put me out of my misery

Can someone please tell me where the phrase "to do your level best" originates.

stevie1time

With your last breath

Whatever religion,belief or faith one may be..Hypothetically speaking....With your final breath on this world waiting the reaper ask's 'you have but one question and it will be answered' what would...

col craddock

elephant jokes

how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge............footprints in the butter how can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge...........you cant shut the door how does an elephant hide...

johnny.5

who will lewis hamilton drive for next season ?

now they have got rid of mclaren ?

EDDIE51

New Doctor in the lunatic assylum.

A new Doctor is being shown round the lunatic asylum where he is going to work. In the next bed , says the consultant ,' we have a patient who , sometimes thinks he is the beautiful heroine of an...

eyeshade

Are mobile phones in classrooms a good idea?

I had no idea they were even allowed in the classroom, my gast was flabbered this morning when they said children have them on in the classroom and accept phone calls during the lesson. No wonder some...

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