Mr grandchildren are very upset because they see snow is practically everywhere and we haven`t any in Bournemouth, so think yourselves lucky if you`ve children.
i went to a charity Pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals yesterday ...descended into chaos when someone shouted, "he's behind you."
Changing thread here, I agree with Chris about funerals, I have instructed my family that I don't want one (making arrangements for my body to go to the local University Hospital) and I have told my...
Ive recently asked a friend to buy me a meaty fish with one central bone and was recently told that they got fillets with only one central bone in fillets called conga according to them , is this...
I have found my Christmas prezzy from him.Now i want to ask you all.Should i open it or should i leave it where he has hidden it in the water heater cupboard? It was so obvious i cant believe that men...
my son worked 3 days in a pub and the landlord will not pay him. I have contacted the brewery chain-enterprise inns- but they say they only lease the premises to this 'gentleman' should I persue this...
my wife died 4 years a go her dad ask me if he can help pay 4 her funeral at the time i didn t no the law and at the time i could not think what was goin 2 happen next 14 years i was 15 when i met...
A church service begins at 11.00am and finishes at noon. At what time should a heating timer be set to come on at and switch off, ensuring the minmum waste of residual heat at the end of the service...
i have been told by a friend i am easy pickings, , i have been told this in different contexts in the past, one because im skinny (11 stone), non aggressivee and not a fighter, so i have in the past...
When was the term "black ice" first used? During my childhood in the Uk in the 50s and 60s, I don't recall ever hearing of black ice. Now it seems to be the only sort of ice there is on the...
What's your fave... 1. Christmas Tipple? 2. Old movie? 3. Christmas Confectionery? 4. Animated Movie? 5. Thing to do on Christmas Eve? Moi... 1. Champagne 2. My Fair Lady 3. Chocolate-covered Dates 4....
This morning my central heating broke down so I rang the plumber at home (he works for himself) to be told by his wife that he was out working and gave me his mobile number. I rang this number,...