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Sunday morning chuckle.

A highly exicited man rings up for an ambulance. When he gets through, he shouts, '' Come quickly ! My wife's having a baby !'' '' Calm down, please, '' says the operator. '' Tell me, is this her...

joeisgreat64

How many times has someone else drunk the water you are drinking?

I know this is a very tough question and would not be surprised if you did not know it ut if you do then please say :)

nohorn

Log-Out in AB

What happens if I don't log-out on the right-hand corner beside my profile, and I go off to another web-site without logging out. It seems nothing happens. And it doesn't matter if I do or don't.

coccinelle

One of my dreams is to see the taj mahal but don't want to go on an organised trip, can anybody give me any tips on how to go about this. I presume I'll have to fly into Delhi and from there get a bus...

TWR

Banks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The way the banks & their Executives are taking the piss out of the British public, High Salaries, bonus's Etc, would you consider closing your account with your bank & starting an account in...

daginge

Water pump

Does anyone know how I can butcher an unused aquarium filter to make a kind of vacuum cleaner to clean the bottom of my aquarium?

coriander2

Top Beauty Tip

I thought it wouldbe great to all give our top beauty tip. I have loads but my very best is to use a footfile daily and then to rub Norwegian formula Neutrogena hand cream into your feet. Mine have...

dave m

learning universal remote car door opener

been lookin on ebay at these,as iv lost my zapper key would one of these learning universal remote car door opener work on my car door? i have a 1999 ford focus

capricorn62

poppy wearing

With the 11th Nov nearing us I am wondering if my feelings are shared with others. The wearing of poppies correctly really bugs me! I was always told the right way to wear your poppy was as follows....

Bbbananas

Kate Piper - My Beautiful Face

Channel 4 last night - What a brave lovely gorgeous girl and what a cruel awful painful thing she has had to go through because of that dangerous psychotic man. I do not want to imagine how I would...

Tycally

Car accident

Hey they just after a little advice. Was driving home in a 40 mph speed limit when a car decided to pull out of a drive way from behind a bricked wall giving me about 20 meters to avoid him. I tried...

lankeela

Holiday Entitlement

Is there any law that says when you have to take your holiday entitlement i.e. if you get four weeks can they make you take a week off at Christmas? What about Bank Holidays?

PurpleParis

lunch hour

My son works in the shop belonging to a fitness centre...next week he has to work on Saturday from 9am to 6pm, surely he should have a break? What is the law regarding this? Thanks...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties CLub

Good evening all, the Club is now open. Many apologies for the slightly late opening. I was delayed by having to search for my little cat. (Now safely home.) Any raffle donations will be welcome as...

Irishlad74

What is the value of all jewellery in the world?

Hi, A strange one i know! Does anybody know the approximate of all jewellery in the world (not the fakes, just gold & silver)? or am i just being ridiculus?? Cheers, Brendan...

spectroknob

For my good friend kola

nice to see you back on here again hau have missed you as you bring sunshine and bright light into this place. (can i have me £50 now that you promised me if i said that). But allas I have been...