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Cats

I was walking with a friend down our local high street, when we came upon a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said. Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale. Well, this mate of mine is a bit of an expert...

Slogger

Mine - All mine!

I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav For almost all my life It does more than the normal one My Satnav is my...

missprim

First Time

Apologies if everyone has seen this one before. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to...

Traci66

Would you? Could you?

Watching the film 127 hours last night got me wondering, would you be able to cut off your own arm if you had to in order to survive (I'm really squeamish, so don't think I could)? Also when it rained...

gness

Coving

One of the few DIY jobs I have never tried is putting up coving. I`m decorating a small cloakroom and have decided to try it there. Will this be a fairly simple one-woman job? Any tips will be welcome...

lcg

please sign this petition!

http://epetitions.dir...ov.uk/petitions/31667 this petition is aimed at the governments decision to stop esa benefits for disabled people after 1 year. my husband is disabled and unable to work (he...

Tilly2

How odd!

Recently, I have been looking at properties, in North Staffordshire, through Rightmove and Zoopla. Now, when I am on this site, the adverts for the self same properties are appearing next to the best...

trt

Quick Man and Wife Joke...

A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR, SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE WHO IS COOKING IN THE KITCHEN "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU MY LOVE!” SHE SHOUTS BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY...

marval

Rip-off

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were...

joggerjayne

Improvised Snack

So I'm drinking a glass of red wine, and eating a jar of lumpfish caviar with a teaspoon. It's not like they even go together very well. If you had about one minute to find yourself something to eat...

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting tonight .over UK.

First sighting 8 40 pm for 5 mins WSW departing E Second sighting 10 15 pm for 3 mins W departing WSW...

Valeriea

Recipes using Radishes

Hi, I don't know much about radishes and was wondering if anyone had any recipes using them.?

AB Editor

Goodbye To Ceefax

EcclesCake

How many bras do you own?

I was listening to Woman's Hour this morning and Oxfam are wanting unwanted bras for sale in their shops and to be sent to Senegal. They interviewed a number of women to determine their bra habits,...

starone

A letter from grandma (aged 88)

Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come...

starone

Cake or bed

I may have done this before - it seems familiar, but like Jem my memory is not so good, so please forgive if it is a repetition. A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE...

Jemisa

This is an incredable stort....

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air....

Pandmfrost

sayings

does anyone know a good site where I can look sayings up - I have the meaning but want to know the saying - thanks

annie0000

Raising Cash...

My kids have an opportunity to go to America next summer for 3 weeks with the Scouts at a significant cost - they want to go and we'd love to be able to send them but cost is a BIG issue. They will be...

jaffa cake

what time will analogue be turned off?

what time analogue be turned off

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