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marval

Who?

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand....
08:17 Tue 17th Apr 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:53 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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starone

Just wanted to share this poem by Pam Ayres.

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh,...
07:59 Tue 17th Apr 20129 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:15 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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McMouse

Our village is quiet

Nothing like this.
09:38 Tue 17th Apr 201210 answers, last by wendylottie 10:24 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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ilovemarkb

faulty goods

I bought my son a adidas original hoody for christmas (£55). The zip has broken on it! I still have the receipt. Can I still return it even though he's had it for 4 months?
22:05 Mon 16th Apr 20123 answers, last by tenrec 09:31 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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ruthandsam

What is it?

I'm being a little thick here but what is it that farmers spray onto their fields that smells so dreadful? I can cope with the smell of manure, in fact I quite like it but this other smell makes you...
17:38 Mon 16th Apr 201226 answers, last by tenrec 09:04 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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josadler7

Car sale

Hi I’m in the process of selling my car, a couple in the next village viewed it at the weekend and decided to buy it after a test drive at full asking price, they didn’t negotiate at all....
08:46 Tue 17th Apr 20128 answers, last by TWR 18:15 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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DTCwordfan

Is TWR around this evening - Rachel Khoo

I am watching Rachel Khoo's, "The Little Paris Kitchen," seriously good cookable food coming off her stove and work benches. But what a rear.....a young Nigella, but a lot more...
19:56 Mon 16th Apr 201217 answers, last by chaptazbru 13:17 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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woodstreet

Help

Could anyone tell me what sort of sentence my son is likely to recieve for these 4 charges criminal damages under £5000 ,assault by beating, driving without due care and attention and abusive...
19:48 Mon 16th Apr 201214 answers, last by woodstreet 22:05 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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marval

The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump,...
18:48 Mon 16th Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 21:18 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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starone

Jake's confesssion

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I...
19:21 Sun 15th Apr 20127 answers, last by tenrec 19:36 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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JackDanielsU

Gone Fishing

Every Saturday morning Bob would get up early, and go fishing returning late that day. He did this every Saturday regardless of weather, birthdays, holidays etc, despite his wifes pleas he spend the...
12:22 Sun 15th Apr 20124 answers, last by weecalf 19:35 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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starone

The statue

A woman was in bed with her lover When she heard her husband Opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, Then dusted him with talcum powder....
10:46 Sun 15th Apr 20127 answers, last by seadogg 19:35 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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starone

Schwartz's part.

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, About to be cremated, And made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part He had ever seen! 'I'm sorry...
10:43 Sun 15th Apr 20122 answers, last by tenrec 19:27 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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EvianBaby

Cramp

I woke up three times in the night with cramp in my left knee. Then it happened again this afternoon. It came on this afternoon after I had been sitting with legs crossed but that obviously wasn't the...
16:51 Mon 16th Apr 201219 answers, last by mandy22 09:12 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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lardhelmet

eastenders... so what's Ian called the caff?

Mandy thinks it'll be called Mandy's, Lucy thinks it'll be called Lucy's, but Ian's probably called it Ian's. What do you think?
19:13 Mon 16th Apr 20128 answers, last by weecalf 19:25 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Smowball

Am wondering ....

First day back at school and am wondering !.Will he come home with all the uniform/equipment that he went with this morning? 2.Will he still have his Oyster card, or have lost it on 100 metre walk...
14:21 Mon 16th Apr 201216 answers, last by Smowball 12:52 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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Canary42

Virgin flight returns to Gatwick

A Virgin Airways passenger plane returned to Gatwick Airport shortly after takeoff today. A Virgin spokesman was quoted as saying "I don't know why passengers are complaining, everyone knows a...
13:54 Mon 16th Apr 20124 answers, last by cupid04 15:32 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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tinkerbell23

Room ideas

I painted behind my tv some of you will remember- stripes.... Ive decided i dont like it.... Was going to paint pale blue? Mabye glitter effect? Shabby chic look remember, any ideas!? Its about half a...
20:43 Sat 14th Apr 20124 answers, last by tinkerbell23 20:02 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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Ann

Collecting plastic milk bottle tops for "charity"

On the same vein as Kiki's post, I have been asked constantly to save milk tops as someone "wants to sell them to save up to buy a wheelchair" This request has come from three different...
09:35 Sun 15th Apr 201216 answers, last by wolf63 20:24 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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Kiki-frog

Collecting postage stamps for charity

At work we cut the postage stamps off envelopes and save them up to give to charity. Does anyone know if the giant gold-coloured stamps that they put on parcels at the post office are also worth...
09:18 Sun 15th Apr 201211 answers, last by petal54 17:29 Sun 15th Apr 2012

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