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crijo66

Candle Wax

Hi Can anyone let me know how I can remove Candle wax from one of my jumbers?...
20:24 Sat 03rd Mar 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:56 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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slinky.kate

today i bought

a mandolin for my sons birthday,a steam iron for a wedding present,,gave son his pressie and he loves it,he has about 6 guitars so this is differant
19:47 Sat 03rd Mar 201215 answers, last by petal54 00:28 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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crijo66

Candle Wax

I have got some candle wax on one of my jumbers, can anyone let me know how I can remove it?...
20:21 Sat 03rd Mar 20124 answers, last by hideaway 20:26 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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marval

Bill Gates

When Bill Gates was a young lad he had a pet crow. He tried teaching the bird to speak, introducing a new word each day. To his disappointment his black friend would not utter a sound, until finally...
18:47 Sat 03rd Mar 20124 answers, last by wildwood 04:33 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Jemisa

Shine a light...

A man walks into a pub late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac -...
23:50 Thu 01st Mar 20125 answers, last by wildwood 04:40 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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starone

A few more short ones

When in India recently I saw a sign that said: 'English speaking taxi driver'. I thought to myself 'What a brilliant idea... why don't we have them in Rochdale?' My girlfriend and I walked past a...
23:37 Thu 01st Mar 20125 answers, last by wildwood 04:44 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Snorky

witchcraft murders

Parts of London,down some alleyways,are looking like"shanty towns",with extensions built on,illegally,to house immigrants/refugees,who are charged extortionate rents,for often pitiful living...
22:43 Thu 01st Mar 201223 answers, last by boxtops 12:38 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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tinkerbell23

Describe your ex

Movie titles only...x
22:46 Thu 01st Mar 201240 answers, last by headwreck 17:52 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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ramasus

Does anyone want to stop smoking today

I am going to stop today and if anybody want to join me and we can keep in touch to keep up motivated. The more the better.
10:32 Thu 01st Mar 201213 answers, last by askyourgran 20:07 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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EcclesCake

What do you wear......

.....in bed? As an adult unless staying with friends or family I never wear anything in bed unless it is really cold. A friend was quite shocked to learn that we sleep in the nude and it got me...
19:19 Thu 01st Mar 2012147 answers, last by tinkerbell23 01:32 Fri 02nd Mar 2012
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Coldicote

English - as she is spoke!

Not infrequently ABers have a go at each other about incorrect grammar. Perhaps it wouldn't be a bad thing to have a grammar section, without identifying individuals, where readrers could just give...
13:38 Mon 27th Feb 201239 answers, last by Arksided 22:07 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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trt

Don't mess with old people.

What's in the box? A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but...
18:44 Thu 01st Mar 20128 answers, last by HowardKennitby 00:09 Fri 02nd Mar 2012
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pillj123

Poorly fish

So Dave goes down to the vet with his fish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". So Dave says, "I haven't...
18:25 Thu 01st Mar 20122 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:56 Sun 04th Mar 2012
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Ratty2E

Red Cross parcel

I've just picked up my post and amongst the usual junk and bills was a large bulging envelope from the Red Cross. It would appear that they think they can bribe me into donating by giving me a...
16:32 Thu 01st Mar 201215 answers, last by boxtops 06:49 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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bagpuss63

police= homeless

phoned police this morning as son lost it and put holes in 2 (new) doors, and i was scared he would turn on me. they came, took statement, and i didnt press charges as his gf is pregnant and as long...
18:11 Thu 01st Mar 201226 answers, last by Smowball 08:45 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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wendilla

There are no visible sightings of Spacestation over UK but this may interest

some of you for a few evenings. MARS AT OPPOSITION: Mars is approaching opposition. On March 3-5, the Red Planet will be up all night long, opposite the sun and as close to Earth as it will get in...
17:11 Thu 01st Mar 201212 answers, last by trt 13:53 Fri 02nd Mar 2012
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Jemisa

A Woman Starts

... dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for...
18:05 Thu 01st Mar 20122 answers, last by missprim 23:44 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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NoMercy

A Thread About Cake

On Tuesday afternoon Bobjugs' rang me and asked me what the chances were of a cake to take to his work the following day. I grumbled a bit bit agreed to bake one that evening for him to take to work...
14:56 Thu 01st Mar 201228 answers, last by paddywak 23:57 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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naomi24

For Cetti - a welcome return

Hi Cetti, so how are you?
18:43 Wed 29th Feb 201218 answers, last by Cetti 11:01 Fri 02nd Mar 2012
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abstibus

Oh what a beautiful morning....

Sun shining, slight mist on the sea, washing ready to go out, troublesome neighbour has been served with an ASBO.....
07:55 Thu 01st Mar 20127 answers, last by 237SJ 14:12 Thu 01st Mar 2012

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