When I was ironing this morning, Mr O was sitting and watching me. I pointed out that ironing is not a spectator sport and he replied "I just like to look at you." He does this often and it...
I do hope you all have this gorgeous weather like we have here in the East Midlands. Its nearly 18 deg at the moment, I can't believe it, the sun is really warm but has gone from our garden now, but...
The reason why next year is because, my school wants me there, so I can do fundraisers and stuff, I'm okay with that, but, I want to have a digital camera, or video recorder, So basically I can take...
A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar turns to the astonished patrons and says.... "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's...
An Elderly neighbour is looking for a recipe for Robin Cake which her Grandmother made her as a young girl.Does anyone have a recipe?She thinks it might have been a ginger cake but not sure. Thanks...
Is anyone having the same problem as me ? It's very odd, when I click on the very top item in latest posts it won't open I have to wait until the item has moved down to 2nd place.
W Ron....
I have a cat that is now too old, and is suffering with eating problems, dementia and He has just had enough. I have not got the mental strength to take him to the vet, I took our pet rabbit who got...
Hi all- I have just received a phone call from my son who is in a business predicament. He runs a one man company designing and making stickers - mostly for the modified car scene. His designs sell...
Are you retired? I have been for a few years now but people still ask me, "What do you do with yourself all day"? I tell 'em "its not as easy as you may think. The only trouble with...
please can anyone help with my last three no.11 unison,with a space in it [5,3] no. 26 silly,fashion from the 70's [4,4] no.33 a lot of electricity [4,5] thanks for any help .
e.g. CAT FOOD = Kit Kat The ones I'm stuck on are: BELLY DANCERS PERHAPS (7.7 letters)= WISE GUYS (8) = FOR THOSE IN THE GALLERY (8) = TARTAN GRANITE (9.4) = FOR THE BETROTHED (4.6)=...
The worst noise is the sound of people pouring wine in to a glass and notice the look on their face when they are pouring it .Could there be summit invented to stop that noise maybe wooden cups .What...
One bright morning in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So...
Jokes definitely need their own heading.
It doesn't seem right under phrases and sayings
A lot of people especially new people to the site don't know where to post jokes. ....