tenrec Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Last Census

They sent my Census form back to me! In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?" I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million...

Arti

As little as thirty years ago............

....... our IT man in work remembers doing some work for the DVLA, involving computers, which involved heaving a filing cabinet-sized computer into the back of a van. It had a storage capability of...

fruitsalad

Men and moisturiser

Men don't moisturise their faces like woman do or at least the men I know don't and my dad had lovely skin even in his 80s hardly any wrinkles and it was soft and the same with mr fruit Hes 66 has no...

firewatch

Dog poop

I am sick to death of irresponsible owners not picking up the fricking dogs crap! I all ways pick our dogs poop up regardless of size but its every where we go walking and dog owners are so blaze...

bayliss

Foxes

HOW DO WE GET RID OF URBAN FOXES IN OUR GARDEN THEY SEEM TO COME IN AND MESS EVERYWHERE . WE HAVE TRIED TO BUY SCOOT FROM OUR LOCAL GARDEN CENTRE BUT NONE OF THEM SEEM TO STOCK IT WE PREFER NOT TO BUY...

fruitsalad

Exercise and colds

I am just getting over a cold and even though I continued doing my 4 times a week exercise classes i did wonder if it was a bit daft but strangely it seemed to make the symptoms less severe and I got...

steg

hiya

just passing, thought i woud drop in and say hi. the steggess passed away on christmas day and i'm still prety cut up about it. all i am doing is working, and sleeing( when i can). it has been a hard...

sunny-dave

Easter Bunnies ...

http://oi43.tinypic.com/dq426s.jpg...

emmie

St Patricks day

anyone seen this, very funny, hope it plays ok.

cupid04

Soaps.

People you would like to see given the boot from soaps. My nominations are Ashley's father in Emmerdale [he's so crotchety] and such a bad actor. He can take the rest of the Barton clan with him. Next...

moonraker558

An Early Good Morning.

Mornin' all, I was looking at the Mail online and thought this might be of interest to those of you who follow what Susanna Reid is wearing. http://www.dailymail....-life-public-eye.html I will soon...

wildwood

Sweet to the bitter end.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to...

wildwood

MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his...

bettypratchit

How do I work out something on my balance sheet...

Just a few questions about my balance sheet: How to I work out the opening balance? Is the opening capital the same as working capital? Is net profit the same as net assets? How do I work out the...

missprim

He said to me/I said to him

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions...

Caribeing

Love At Any Age

Read today about Nigel Lawson ex Chancellor aged 80 and his girlfriend aged 43 just proves you can have relationships at any age, good luck to them.

bettypratchit

Balance sheets - need some help!

Just a few questions about my balance sheet: How to I work out the opening balance? Is the opening capital the same as working capital? Is net profit the same as net assets? How do I work out the...

EvianBaby

Wearing someone elses shoes

Is it only me that finds it a bit gross? I did a car boot on the weekend and sold a few pairs of shoes that I don't wear anymore but have in the past. A couple of them were shoes I wouldn't wear socks...

CailinDeas

MAN RULES!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side Now here are the...

Scarlett

Ladies: What does "flower" mean to you?

If a man calls you "flower", what does that actually mean, to you? Are there any other comparable words which are similar in meaning?

Questions

Answers

Best Answers