ABers, Please don't keep me in the dark if you feel it is worthwhile your commenting on this afternoon's e/mail, to which I am awaiting a reply from Sainsbury.:- Dear Sir/Madam, Last Saturday my wife...
so i am 24 years old and i am in love with this wonderful guy we have been dating for 7 months now and he stays at my house every night.everythnig was perfect.a few weeks ago things took a complete...
would you nice english people like to buy some of our water we have more than enough as we dont wash very often,we could pipe it down from the west of scotland after all you took our oil now you will...
http://mancunianmatte...re-does-sport-go-here Northern Thunder (remember them?) ... are clearly annoyed that Netball is not an Olympic sport. As are we all !!!!! Let's face it ... look at some of the...
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing...
I'm a 30 year old female and I have a very embarassing problem. During intercourse, I seem to ejaculate a lot. It makes it very difficult for my partner to reach a climax. I have spoken to my gp who...
Is it me or Mary Portas (One Show tonight) who is living in a parallel universe? She quotes women who are happy to spend at least £10 a week on coffee and muffins. Her following logic is that we...
This subject was on Radio 4 this morning, the wrong usage of the word "literally". Examples include the "God of Literally-isms", Jamie Redknapp: "That cross to Rooney was...
Can anyone help with these ? Whih is the odd one out, and what links the others ? 1 ) orange, lemon, lime, banana , olive 2 ) 8i , 4c, 8p, 12m, 10w 3 ) 1, 3, 5, 13, 14 ( Is there anything else apart...
I have a huuuuuuuuge injury ... =0( Pain, pain, pain ... !! Ouch! And sides going a funny colour. I'm going to look weird. Okay, okay ... I've just broken a finger. I've got it in this dopey little...
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The barman walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about...