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I'll try again, I already have a printed copy of my cv, how do I get this onto my computer, so I can send it as an attachment?

thanks
23:25 Fri 02nd Nov 201226 answers, last by Toureman 11:42 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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Connemmara

best answers

Was looking at my profile and saw that I have given 2 best answers. Any way I can look these up. Thanks
19:04 Fri 02nd Nov 201213 answers, last by tenrec 19:19 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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joeluke

Knocked back

I can't believe that I didn't pull last night, it seemed set in stone. A sexy, 6 foot blonde was eyeing me up from the otherside of the bar. As I was a little shy to walk over, she decided to do the...
18:57 Fri 02nd Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:52 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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magicmick

Welfare Cheque

A guy walks into the welfare office to pick up his cheque, he marched straight up to the counter and said 'hi, you know...., i hate drawing welfare. I would rather have a job. The welfare officer...
14:13 Fri 02nd Nov 20125 answers, last by tonyav 22:47 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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joeluke

Postcard

My wife wasn't happy when I went on a lads holiday and sent her a postcard of a hot topless babe. I don't think the "wish you were her" comment helped....
18:38 Fri 02nd Nov 20122 answers, last by tenrec 18:40 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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joeluke

Cat

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Repeatedly sh!tting on my lawn did....
18:34 Fri 02nd Nov 20124 answers, last by Brinjal 20:59 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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bibblebub

This morning's fart video

even donkeys find that it's better out than in
08:18 Fri 02nd Nov 201219 answers, last by sallabananas 20:12 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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McMouse

Fishing Trip

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Gary's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Gary's mates are very upset that...
11:02 Fri 02nd Nov 201218 answers, last by tonyav 11:27 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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sherrardk

What should I have done?

Driving to town this morning, I saw someone lying half in and half out of the road who was trying to get back on their feet. I parked the car (well stopped, I am crap at parking) and saw it was an old...
19:33 Thu 01st Nov 201217 answers, last by EvianBaby 07:20 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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CailinDeas

THE SIX AFFAIRS........

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly...
13:55 Thu 01st Nov 20122 answers, last by marval 16:11 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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jd_1984

Some Inspiration please???

Looking for ideas on a UK location to take my other half for New years eve.... I was going to return to Paris, where we enjoyed Valentines day but I am restricted to a budget of £150-£200...
13:37 Thu 01st Nov 201228 answers, last by Duncer 15:29 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Jemisa

The Grocer...

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his...
23:23 Wed 31st Oct 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:58 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Old friends

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, mate, how are you?" "I'm good. Congratulations by the way , that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"...
00:00 Thu 01st Nov 20126 answers, last by thetaliesin 23:06 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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karenmac60

A Halloween Message

It's been posted before (possibly by me) but it's too good not to have it again ;-) http://archive.flamjam.com/halloween/...
23:38 Wed 31st Oct 20126 answers, last by ummmm 10:26 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Eve

Pfffft...

Sat here in a black wig with black lipstick and other makeup on and a load of sweeties and not a trick or treater in sight! Starving but don't dare eat yet after the effort to get my lips black! :)...
19:23 Wed 31st Oct 201221 answers, last by tenrec 20:42 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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EvianBaby

Second Date

So, it looks like we are on for the fireworks on Saturday. Yippee! However, he has told me a bunch of his mates will be there too. I have this awful habit of being crippled with fear when I'm with...
09:20 Wed 31st Oct 201212 answers, last by sherminator 16:57 Fri 02nd Nov 2012
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Tilly2

Christmas Day Lunch

Our local Wetherspoons is doing a four course Christmas Day lunch for £24.99. My husband thinks it's a good idea to go there 'to save me the stress of cooking for six people.' Actually, there's...
09:24 Wed 31st Oct 201250 answers, last by boxtops 18:06 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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abstibus

Communication and body language

I don't know if this is the correct category or not. I was reading the other day that face-to-face communication is 35% verbal and 65% body language (percentages vary a little). Do you agree?...
09:15 Wed 31st Oct 20123 answers, last by Booldawg 09:59 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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excelsior-1

it's october 31st

happy halloween everyone.
09:06 Wed 31st Oct 20124 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:13 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Mosaic

Splendid Halloween artwork Ed

Lovely crisp graphics.
09:05 Wed 31st Oct 20124 answers, last by vivandorron 16:01 Wed 31st Oct 2012

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