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Never felt as ill

Feeling dreadful these past few days, now i understand the term suicidal.

Can I eat opened custard after 6 days?

Hi there, we opened a carton of custard 6 days ago, just used a bit and then put in the refrigerator. Can we have the rest today? It says eat within three days of opening but do you think this would...

Dee Sa

Candles

today I saw a small child in buggy with a runny nose. "candels hanging down" we used to say as kids but you dont see them like you did years ago and snot trails like snails trails on the...

marval

Fast Worker

A young man finally got a job at the Post Office. He was full of energy and eager to please. The supervisor agreed to work with the new employee, even though he had been warned that he was still...

tenrec

How do I make fondant icing please?

Any advice welcome, thanks.

FrillyPancake

Who can ell me of some freaky cool or just outright insane websites?

As above...not easily shocked alhough not too rough. Cheers Fp...

starone

Psychiatrists versus Bartenders.

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm...

cupid04

What do you keep..

Under your stairs? I have 2 meters. A spin dryer [it still works, I keep it in case washing machine breaks down.] A foot spa. A cat box. Bags of old shoes. Hoover. Creepy crawlies. And loads of crap....

Jemisa

Post Op.

Anaethatist refused GA at last min saying it was too risky. so op was done under local My op went ok, it wasn't as bad as I thought, a nurse came in with me & held my hand throughout.The surgeon...

NoMercy

Happy birthday Sallabananas

Have a smashing day! xxx

tenrec

Gas heating boiler advice please

On my central heating boiler is a clock with little pegs round the edge. When they are pushed towards the centre does that mean the radiators should be on? I woke up to a hot house and worked out that...

divegirl

Bleeding the rads...

...do these things work? http://www.ebay.co.uk...r&hash=item2a1a5f63c9 As someone who always soaks the floor, walls etc, do those devices work....or nay tips on how to do it with out flooding the...

mrs_overall

Any First Date Horror Stories?

I once went on a date and met the guy in a bar he suggested. I asked for a cider and he came back from the bar with...2 coffees. He then proceeded to lecture me on the evils of drink. He had a small...

marval

Technique

One night a man and his date were about to go into his apartment after a night on the town. Before he could open his door, his date put her hand on his arm, and said, "Wait a minute. Did you know...

fredkins

Ghost...

Just watched Ghost,what a fantastic film,I have seen It before but It Is brilliant,I love Patrck swayze.

excelsior-1

for tonyav

good afternoon. i can now confirm that there is an Aston Martin used in Skyfall...

Sandbach199

First Day of Retirement

No more paid work ( only a pension ) but my parents are still alive so I am only the boy. I have been told about Answerbank so I have decided to join. Line dancing class this afternoon and I am going...

wildwood

SEX AT 79

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards....

Bluestone

ONE FOR THE LADIES... (NO MEN REQUIRED)

I've ummmed and arhhhed about putting this on here, but here goes... I was listening to the radio yesterday (Radio 4, approx 15.30 ish) and they were talking about when a girl starts her period. There...

moonraker558

Early Pictures.

Do any of you have pictures of yourselves when you were young if so how old were you? Here is my earliest one I have found. http://tinypic.com/r/347tl3t/6...

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