Any comments or opinions on the benefits of taking Glucosamine? OH has general wear and tear aches and pains and is thinking of taking it. Do any of you you take it regularly and if so, would you...
Handball and Water Polo (the latter being the same as the former except that it's played in a swimming pool). In both of these sports the objective is to throw the ball into the opponents' net and...
was." Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman...
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family...
I have hurt my back and am in moderate pain. How many Ibuprofen 200mg tablets can I take in 24 hours. How many paracetamol can I take with them? Thanks.
Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a middle aged guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over. "Would you like the...
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great bush fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his office to hire a plane....
THE WATER companies are always complaining about low water levels in their reservoirs. Well, I drive past my local reservoir every day, and each morning I fill a bucket of water from my tap and empty...
Over drinks one afternoon two men were discussing former "loves". Jimmy said that he once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. George said,...
had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43...
A young, newly married Korean couple are in bed and feeling a bit fruity. As the man moves across into the attack position, he unfortunately lets off a thunderous trump "Chuffing Heck!"...
Morning, I am being eaten alive by mosquitos, these bits become inflamed and itch until I make them bleed - several days later then they slowly heal. Does anyone know why I seem to get bitten more...
I'm having a right hip replacement in the next 16 weeks (yikes!). I'll only be in hospital 3 to 4 days. I'm having an uncemented ceramic replacement, as I'm only (only Drs words not mine...bless), 54...