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dickythecook

Price of Milk

Mrs cook has just informed me that the price of milk for a 2litre jug has risen to £1.74. It was £1.18 on friday. I know the farmers should be paid more for their milk but I wonder how...
14:27 Mon 23rd Jul 201231 answers, last by Celticv11 09:15 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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tenrec

Olympic rings

Please can anyone help me find a clipart of the Olympic rings. We are having a BBQ (hopefully) on friday and I would like to decorate the flyer with the Olympic Rings and give the BBQ an olympic...
09:40 Mon 23rd Jul 201210 answers, last by tenrec 14:30 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Sallyannem49

What should we do with ladies clothes.

My father had a lady friend who were company for each other until I retired last November. She had her own house and she suddenly said to Dad she wanted me to leave. At that point he told her that I...
13:49 Mon 23rd Jul 201231 answers, last by vivandorron 14:30 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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queenofmean

Stumped...

....Ok here's the crack I signed up to a Dating Website that I know a few of my friends use and now I'm starting to feel more at ease there. My problem is when I go to message someone I'd like to get...
14:15 Mon 23rd Jul 201239 answers, last by tinkerbell23 15:42 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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marval

Oh dear

Since I was a new patient, I had to fill out an information form for the doctor's files. The nurse reading it over noticed my unusual name."How do you pronounce it?" she asked....
10:50 Mon 23rd Jul 20122 answers, last by tenrec 14:10 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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ll_billym

It's a bad one...

Armed police will be in duty during the Olympics. Unarmed police will be on duty during the Paralympics.
10:41 Mon 23rd Jul 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 11:32 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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marval

See if you get this.

An inscription problem According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands...
10:05 Mon 23rd Jul 201216 answers, last by marval 14:18 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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marval

Lucky?

Dear sirs, Last Saturday I purchased two of your so-called 'Lucky Dip' tickets. However neither of them turned out to be lucky and I lost all my money. In what sense do you consider my tickets to have...
08:25 Mon 23rd Jul 201211 answers, last by tenrec 14:07 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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AB Editor

Scenario: Road Trip, Three Kids in the back - How Do you entertain them?

Afternoon, How do you keep three kids "happy" for long, summer road trips? I require some professional advice, and anecdotes please :) I'd also like to hear about failed attempts! TIA....
11:55 Mon 23rd Jul 201262 answers, last by sherrardk 22:24 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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tpw536w

flowers or shrubs

4)Country of vehicle lovers? (9) 11)Included in the last errand of the day (5) 12)Might go ahead of white, or chase tiger (4) 26)Plead atop a pair of vowels! (7) 28)I swear it is not right at all! (8)...
09:40 Mon 23rd Jul 201210 answers, last by boxtops 10:19 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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venator

Morning all you lovely ABers...

But where is everybody? In training for the Olympics, perhaps?...
04:31 Mon 23rd Jul 201285 answers, last by gness 08:44 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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dennisb66

Bradley Wiggins

Well done Brad,but lets not forget his team mate Chris Froom who came 2nd and the rest of the team that helped Brad to achieve his moment of glory.
07:45 Mon 23rd Jul 20128 answers, last by craft1948 13:31 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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marval

Romantic Mood

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were...
22:50 Sun 22nd Jul 20128 answers, last by zabado 18:00 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Groupie

Two other elderly guys

"Ya know, when I was 25 and got an erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands.. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard. By the time I was 60, I could bend...
07:32 Mon 23rd Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 08:15 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Mamyalynne

A weekend of...

Full and frank opinions, whether asked for or not, leading to upset for some and I guess empowerment for others, today I read this..... "****** Ignore mamya, she is a simple soul who lives in a...
22:23 Sun 22nd Jul 201259 answers, last by mamyalynne 15:57 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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mrs_overall

An Update

I just wanted to say thank you to all you lovely people who said such kind things yesterday. I wouldn't normally let something like an anonymous email get to me but last week was exceptionally bad. Mr...
07:12 Mon 23rd Jul 201241 answers, last by Polly1958 17:00 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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mrs_overall

I have an announcement

The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...
10:24 Sun 22nd Jul 2012174 answers, last by askyourgran 19:15 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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Dee Sa

VOTE NOW FOLKS

Mrs O to be elected Mayor of Answerbank Under the Wold, mayI be the first to vote for her.
18:12 Sun 22nd Jul 201231 answers, last by Duncer 00:31 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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ll_billym

Leaving

I got home last night to find a note on the television from the wife. It said ""It's just not working, I'm leaving you". I plugged it in, switched it on, nothing wrong with it!
16:56 Sat 21st Jul 20125 answers, last by wazzaa 22:36 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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starone

Penguin Ritual

DEAD PENGUINS -- I NEVER KNEW THIS Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica, so where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very...
12:55 Sat 21st Jul 20123 answers, last by tenrec 18:16 Sun 22nd Jul 2012

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