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DTCwordfan

Rowanwitch - Her Poem

In returning the compliment - as promised. The Rowanwitch - What is She? To be a Rowanwitch is to love and be loved. To be a Rowanwitch is to know everything & nothing at all. To be a Rowanwitch...
17:21 Wed 18th Jul 20127 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:52 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Traci66

Does oo make ooooo?

When I was growing up, the above applied, now I hear so many people saying buk not book, luk not look etc. what do you say?
16:48 Wed 18th Jul 201215 answers, last by Traci66 14:08 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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CraigWhite

THIS SITE

after being on this site for a few weeks i would like to say its great just for the technology and the jokes,some of these jokes are so funny cheers me up on a day like this its pouring,also listening...
15:13 Wed 18th Jul 201222 answers, last by joggerjayne 15:52 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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tonyav

The missus.

Just said to the missus..... '' Hey fat gut... what do you want for Valentines Day.'' She said '' Don't get f*cking lippy'' I said '' Mascara it is then !''...
10:40 Wed 18th Jul 20125 answers, last by tenrec 14:56 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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rojash

Is this why the Brits are so fat?

Research published in the Lancet today shows that the UK has the third most slothful population in Europe, with two-thirds of adults failing to take enough physical exercise to keep themselves...
12:28 Wed 18th Jul 201234 answers, last by chaptazbru 16:16 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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excelsior-1

LOOK ALIVE ROOBIDOO!

the unforgettable mr james robertson justice is here for you - as per your request, and at the time promised. better get to grips with him pronto - he looks like he is in no mood for an tomfoolery....
14:28 Wed 18th Jul 201218 answers, last by Ann86 19:20 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Sqad

Have I missed the point?

Over the past 18months or so, we have had several posts whereby husband or wife have wished their partner..."happy birthday" on AB....so one must assume that the only way to congratulate is...
08:06 Wed 18th Jul 201271 answers, last by gness 19:53 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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McMouse

Wednesday Titter

My wife has been missing for a week. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Oxfam to get all of her clothes back....
08:32 Wed 18th Jul 20124 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:00 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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madiba

Spikey

The head of the Cotswold hedgehogs went to see the head of the local rabbits for some help. "Hey rabbit, wonder if you can help us", he said "I'll be glad to try, Spikey", said the...
22:22 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 14:40 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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madiba

Another Little Johnny

Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen...
22:06 Tue 17th Jul 20125 answers, last by marval 14:38 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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berniecuddles

happy birthday!

Happy birthday and happy 14th anniversary to my lovely mr bernie6969 lots of love mrs bernie6969
07:08 Wed 18th Jul 20126 answers, last by Dee Sa 07:40 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning One and All

Morning all from a very blustery, albeit dry for now, NW Wales. Torrential downpours last night between 7 and 9 left our road looking more like a river - must have a word with my FIL to see how the...
03:47 Wed 18th Jul 2012130 answers, last by em10 15:59 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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starone

More thoughts on getting older

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker...
19:38 Tue 17th Jul 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 21:35 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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lylabellablueyes

Daughter wont stop attempting to hurt baby sister

I have a 3.5 year old and 9 month old baby daughter. My daughte does nothing but hurt or attempt to hurt her baby sister. I have done all the stuff I should, such as involving, praising, letting her...
22:17 Mon 16th Jul 201223 answers, last by boxtops 20:38 Sun 22nd Jul 2012
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wendypol

Coffee Mate

Does anyone know where I can purchase the 2kg tins of coffee mate by post?
17:53 Tue 17th Jul 201218 answers, last by boxtops 21:13 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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excelsior-1

EM10 -- look who's here for you

as scheduled - captain jack sparrow is here for you until 2130hrs tonight - savvy? next up tonight ... GrannyGrump. see you later grannyg....
14:29 Tue 17th Jul 201240 answers, last by funnygirl 16:36 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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pator

Rhyming sland

Have just finished reading Bermondsey Boy: Memories of a forgotten time... autobiography by Tommy Steele - Being a cockney he uses the rhyming slang sometimes and couldn't understand what...
11:43 Mon 16th Jul 201213 answers, last by ABerrant 18:59 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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tonyav

Fat Women.

A guy is sh@gging a 30 stone woman. He says '' can you switch the light off ?'' She said '' Why ? Do you find me repulsive ?'' '' Not at all '' He said. It's burning me @rse....
11:46 Tue 17th Jul 201215 answers, last by tenrec 14:25 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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McMouse

Met a beautiful girl

down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!...
08:34 Tue 17th Jul 20126 answers, last by craft1948 14:25 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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tonyav

Wife.

I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing ! I panicked I didn't know what to do. Then I...
08:28 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by tenrec 14:22 Tue 17th Jul 2012

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