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The Human body.

The Human body has over seven trillion nerves . . . . . .My wife manages to get on every bloody one of them.

I woke up this morning at six O'clock with a wicked hang over,listening to the neighbour mowing his bloody lawn.My first reaction was to get up and give him a smack in the mouth.Then I thought sod it...

jabuchanjx

A little Man

I do not know if this has ever been posted...I have not cae across it, if it has I apologise, if not I hope you like. Nurse: “Of course I won’t laugh,” “I’m a...

madiba

The Age Of A Woman

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 47th birthday. She spends £20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news-agent to buy a paper. ...

Dee Sa

good morning excel/everyone

well you said be up early ! Dee...

Caran

Mrs Brown's Boy's

Just watched this, I found it so funny, only discovered thid programme recently. I hope they repeat it again, but probably not as this series was a mistake. (I know it should be in Media) but this is...

stowfelda

Copy and paste

How can I copy and paste a part of an e-mail in Outlook on to a blank sheet of paper in Word?

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 14

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Muff,Ireland), the villagers gathered outside the new shop all winced at the sound of screeching metal. Tonyav was heading towards them,gamely...

gness

At Last I Have An Avatar

Thanks to the visiting child who climbed into my bed this morning! This will remain my avatar, technical incompetence means that I will not be turning into Susan Sarandon eating a piece of...

cazzz1975

shouting clothing sizes

Does anyone know why some store assistants loudly shout a clothing or footwear size to a fellow assistant?. I witness this today where a woman in front of me bought a shirt, the assistant shouted...

DTCwordfan

Perranzabuloe Church

Just about there - some little touch-ups, foliage etc and all done. Ready to contact the client (and others) to tie down numbers for cards, prints etc. http://i49.tinypic.com/346w7yh.jpg...

Dee Sa

good morning everyone

a bit late to start this, I was up with the lark but had lots to do. The sun is actually shining but for how long I ask myself ? Must do all the shopping today as the "torch" is coming a...

TWR

To the girls.

What is your Ideal Man?

marval

News

Carol a curvy blonde enters into John’s office. She says to her boss "John I am afraid I have some bad news for you." John staring at his secretary's curves, replies, "Sweetheart,...

DTCwordfan

The AnswerBank Village Show - The Ode to the Fete

If I have forgotten anybody apologies. Where are you now, you sunnydave summer days, That once inspired the my poetic lays and ways? Blest time! Answerbank's nubiles and moonie swains, For lack of...

brionon

Cat Whisperer

I have become a qualified Cat whisperer-for a small sum I will come round and whisper to your Pussy.

Stayahead

Towns cities and villages round the UK

41. Is everyone on a diet here? 27. circulate village gossip here ? 36. Principal in the rear,for a change. 22. May be needed at the coming of the floods. Thanks for any help.

HowardKennitby

Woman increasing liquid intake

Sherrardk's question got me thinking. Some time ago there was a question on here from a woman who had been advised by GP to radically increase her liquid intake. Did she ever come back?...

funnyjake2011

I'm hoping you guys could help me without the name calling, so?

My girlfriend has been afraid about her period and I keep reassuring her that its the way of life, I mean, she had one before, and she is very smart to me, anyway, she is scared about losing to much...

flobadob

Do you change your avatar/profile pic much?

Most, if not all of the regular users on this site have taken the plunge and uploaded a picture for their avatar. But do you like to change your avatar on a regular basis, or have you kept the same...

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