The forthcoming 112th Answerbank Under the Wold Village Fete programme will be as follows: Security - Murraymints Lost Property - Lie in King Donkey Derby - Stokemaveric Bash the Rat - Tonyav Pick-a...
you made a great choice. here is the memorable dave allen - complete with trademark whiskey. he will remain here until this evening at aroung tea time, whatever time i get back from the cinema (i'm...
Many years ago When Craft was just a girl She wandered on the seashore Where the breakers foam and swirl She tripped upon some driftwood And went tumble ing As she landed right before her A mis shapen...
I've become the Queen of Quick dinners lately We've just had liver,bacon ,onions ,green beans and ...... instant ready done mash from Morrisons from the chiller cabinet .. It was quite tasty actually...
Before i went on holiday a week ago, i locked my car as usual and came in the house before proceeding to hide my keys somewhere so my brother couldn't get them. Now i'm back, i have no idea where i've...
My ex just sent this to me in an email...lol...is this more what life is really like? “As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit...
I asked a few weeks ago if you went to Antique Fairs etc. Now I have another question..... what, if anything, do you all collect? I have a theory that the younger generation don't collect as we did;...
My mother in law just sent me this one. A woman went to her priest one day and told him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have just bought two talking parrots, but I'm rather embarrassed about what they...
Gardening with Granny~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her teenage grandaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother had a fit, telling her not to dare go out...
> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one > morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to > Heaven, which part of your body goes first?' > > Suzy...
Hi everyone. It's my parents Diamond wedding anniversary in August. Amongst other things we're getting them a Diamond Anniversary Rose which we'll more than likely put into a container. We'd like to...
Thanks to those who have replied to my earlier queries. I have a few more and would appreciate ideas/help No1 MADONGGER (could it be madonna) No2 YDAL YDAL LADY all these are on LHS and run from top...
Myself and another neighbour reported some anti social beaviour The neighbour that was causing the problem was visited by enforcement officers. After they left he came and stood outside my bedroom...
One of the sub-headings in today's Times Online reads, "Bunch of clowns welcomes incoming competitors."
Obviously, I thought it referred to Coe, Hunt and May! Sadly, it did not....
Thursday morning. The sun is going to put an appearance in today! I'm glad about that as I'm doing a lunch charter today. So much nicer when you don't get wet! :o}
Have a happy day everyone....
I`m home and less of the cheek you two! Interesting few days. Journey to Devon would have been fine if I had not been in a strangely happy mood...Singing along to Rod Stewart who was belting out...