it is lunchtime, and as promised, especially for you, here is your man johnny (aka edward).
enjoy the next few hours with him.
erin-x will be next, in a few hours....
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!" The man immediately...
time for me to change again now. and, as promised, i am audie murphy..just for you, daisy - enjoy! tomorrow morning first thing, i shall become rory calhoun, just for sibton. do any other ladies want...
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, ' FREE SEX WITH FILL UP. ' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The...
A study conducted bythe London Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if...
These are all tv programs past and present: example: motd= match of the day 5. M 6. SW 7. G 10. RB 11. BOBW 12. AM 14. JBJ 15. TLW 17. CF 18. OAH 19. THSS 20. BD 21. DGDGD 23. SMK 24. DOND 27. WWM 28....
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Middelfart, Denmark), a fierce debate was underway in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as to the parentage of Mike1111. The villagers had been...
You thought you had escaped young man but listen while I rhyme tales of lust and longing And Daves much earlier times For when Dave was a wee lad And other lads dreamed of shes He dreamed of chrome...
I was allways told hen finished a meal I should leave my knife & fork together in the center of the plate pointing away from myself. This way the waiter would know I am finished. Is this still...
Yes, I know it's not real but some of the situations do mirror real life. In this story, a girl was being bullied on her way to school, in school, on the street and online, without telling anyone....
A big Scotsman in a kilt says " Hey Mary put your hand up ma kilt ". So she does and pulls her hand down again saying "Oooo Jock it's gruesome" Jock says " I lassie, put it up...
Saturday morning and it's dull and overcast. Looks like rain later, not too later at that. I'm on the canal at nine, so it will start raining about half eight, just as I'm leaving home. Back to what...
Just watched the concert on BBC4, (the middle one) I used to love RO still like him but couldn't believe how stiff and immobile he was, also the audience had very little reaction at all. I saw him in...