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zabado

Sexist joke !

Following a sexist joke I made the other day.The Feminist Society has now got my address. Fortunately none of them can read a map.
12:29 Thu 21st Jun 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:38 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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magicmick

Senile

90 year old man goes into a house of ill repute and asks the girl on reception if he could see one of the girls for a couple of hours, the receptionist said "I think I had better see the madam of...
12:17 Thu 21st Jun 20121 answer, last by tenrec 12:35 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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oldmisery

Man from the Government

A farmer named Sid was overseeing his stock on a remote moorland pasture in North Yorkshirewhen a brand new BMW advanced towards him throwing up a cloud of dust. The driver a young man in a Brioni...
11:17 Thu 21st Jun 20121 answer, last by tenrec 12:34 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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ELVIS68

Bless you........

My wife said switching off her mothers life support machine was the most difficult thing ever. She's obviously never tried sneezing holding a full pint!...
22:25 Wed 20th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 12:31 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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coccinelle

Soaking beans overnight

How long is overnight? 6 hours? 7 hours? 12 hours? I forgot to soak mine and put them to soak at 9am so when can I use them?
12:24 Thu 21st Jun 201225 answers, last by coccinelle 10:56 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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NOX

Describe and Aber

Something andy just said on the shadowing thread got me thinking- we all form mental images of those Abers as we read their names- describe someone and then hopefully the person will reply and let's...
08:06 Thu 21st Jun 201265 answers, last by askyourgran 20:58 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Smowball

Oh b*gger!!!

I do a lady's ironing for her, a very professional business woman. I've just got to the last item - a silk pair of pyjama bottoms, haven't let the iron cool down enough , and the iron has stuck...
11:32 Wed 20th Jun 201229 answers, last by tinkerbell23 18:42 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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anneasquith

shadowing ?

from 6am thursday you are allowed to shadow another aber for 24 hours. a) who, b) why. ?
23:13 Wed 20th Jun 201246 answers, last by Canary42 09:05 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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excelsior-1

good morning folks.

0450 hrs, and all's not well .. it is raining here in cambridgeshire. who was it yesterday who said summer is finally here? off to work in about 45 mins time - have a good day everyone...
03:53 Thu 21st Jun 2012104 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 07:15 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Tilly2

Rubbish!

There's a lot of rubbishy posts on here this morning. Is it always like this at this time of the day?
05:54 Thu 21st Jun 201217 answers, last by Tilly2 06:58 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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RATTER15

Ive just read this on FaceBook, please discuss freely.

Personally I totally agree with it! “We’ve bought into the idea that education is about training and “success”, defined monetarily, rather than learning to think critically and...
10:42 Tue 19th Jun 201238 answers, last by Mosaic 13:17 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 5

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Chernobyl), crowds of sightseers lined the banks of the River Cess and Ms Humbersloop's pedallo business was doing a roaring trade. Word had...
09:09 Wed 20th Jun 201282 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:28 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Sir Alec

Slang and its' limits.

I have just heard a man talking on the streets of Manchester. He said, 'A now wot am sayin man, its da pigs dats da problem. De don no wats goin on in dis town cos de are pigs, man. I would be ashamed...
02:49 Tue 19th Jun 201241 answers, last by heathfield 16:21 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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joggerjayne

Come On Susanna

OMG ... what on earth is she wearing today? Come on Susanna ... get a grip! I can only forgive her because she's doing a lot of running at the moment, so she's a good girl....
06:08 Wed 20th Jun 201214 answers, last by tenrec 06:55 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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moonraker558

Good Morning All

Looks like another cracker of a day in store. If you are at home today enjoy, if you are at work...crack on.
03:08 Wed 20th Jun 2012112 answers, last by rowanwitch 08:11 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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zebo

AWOL

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off...
20:59 Tue 19th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 21:01 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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zebo

The Truth

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
21:00 Tue 19th Jun 20121 answer, last by tenrec 21:01 Tue 19th Jun 2012
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zebo

Mr Bouquet's dilemma

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at...
20:57 Tue 19th Jun 20126 answers, last by chaptazbru 14:57 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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NoMercy

Visceral Buzzing?

Sleep paralysis is something I have been afflicted with on and off throughout my life but recent attacks have included a frightening "vibrating" sensation and I felt something was trying to...
20:48 Tue 19th Jun 201225 answers, last by askyourgran 22:13 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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gregcropper

Red Tarmac on roads, in random squares

What is the purpose of red Tarmac (as on the A635, in random squares)?
20:47 Tue 19th Jun 20126 answers, last by Canary42 10:31 Wed 20th Jun 2012

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