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If you were omnipotent and could arbitrarily pick three "celebrities" to have executed, who would you choose?

First two, beyond a shadow of a doubt, are Russell Bland and Piers Morgan. Then comes the diffcult bit......., but I'm going to go with Adrian Chiles, purely for ruining the Euros so far.

Hymie

Drinking Yoghurt

I went out last night and drank eleven pints of yoghurt, when I woke up this morning I was mullered.

okenze4life

WHAT ARE THE THINGS I NEED TO BE TELLING A GIRL SO THAT SHE WILL ACCEPT ME TO BE HER BOYL FRIEND

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EvianBaby

Weekends only but it's a money spinner. Like a paper delivery boy but one who delivers bacon baps and a cuppa (and a paper as well I suppose). According to Wiki there are 1900 homes in my 'village',...

darkboobs

ditloids

Looking for an answer to: 50 B-E and 2 C in a Q...

wendilla

Have you done this or similiar?

Last week I bought my grandson one of those packs of chocolate hob nobs with 6 small packs in them. As I pick him up from school some days I went to look for them and could not find them so thought I...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 6

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma) the villagers were once again gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as PC Andy Hughes addressed them. "I...

Jemisa

A Girls First Time...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely....

marval

Will You?

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets...

LochNessMonster

Night Out !

Fellow goes out to a nightclub and forgot his tie, so he quickly takes the jump leads out his car and puts them around his neck. He says to the bouncer outside "any chance of getting it?"...

hammerman

Custard that sets

Anyone know how to make custard that sets like blamanche for my trifles. Ta muchly HM...

Tilly2

Do me a favour please

If I'm still here at 9.30am, please tell me to go away. I haven't been out for my power walk yet and I need to go while the weather's nice. I spent so much time on here yesterday being witchy and I...

Smowball

A very very very early good morning

Sky calm(for the min!!), no wind, and generally ok but after yesterdays gale force wind and torrential rain it could all change within the hour!

giveup

Anybody watching The Full Monty, again.

I love it ,never fails to make me laugh.

tinkerbell23

Fashion disaster...

Whats yours? Me? I had a LOVELY gold suit to wear to a disco once with sequins down the side, teamed with black ankle boots! Oh and a cream duffle coat!! Mother made me wear an all in one "flying...

seekeerz

The KM Links Game - June week 4

Good morning everyone - looks like we're having much the same weather - cold, very wet and very windy too, not nice !! Break out the fur-lined wellies and the St Bernards rum !! Two weeks to go,...

Mick-Talbot

Andy Murray

Andy Murray as been offered a multi million pound deal to advertise Viagra. A spokesman for Viagra said. "Andy is absolutly perfect , as he can only ever reach a semi"...

Jemisa

Fire Fire...

A fireman is at the station working outside on the fire engine when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a...

SpikeyBush

Pile of excrement

The missus was tired of her car and wanted a fresh one for the sake of it. I said NO, there's naff all wrong with what we have now, that will do. I was abroad on business when she called me saying...