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New Bibles

A priest concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom; he discovered several boxes of new bibles that had never been opened and...

ll_billym

Irish Joke

Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...

starone

Donald and Daisy

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned...

Mojo-Jo-Jo

I'm an idiot

You really don't need to tell me just how big of an idiot I am. I know. I went away for the weekend and left a candle burning (I know). I've come home to a flat full of smoke and a lovely charcoal...

Hymie

Connection

Q: What do Kermit the frog, Rupert Bear and Henry VIII have in common? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: They all share the same middle name....

Prudie

60s pubescent naughty book

Can anyone help me remember the name of a book that was considered very naughty in the 3rd form, late 60s. It was doing the rounds at school but don't think I ever got a copy. Vague memory it was...

jacpinetree17

abbreviation

could anyone please tell me what "pmsl" stands for? I have seen it used quite often and have no idea what it means. Thanks all jpt x

Tilly2

Advice needed. I'm turning into a barrel.

I know Sunday is crossword answers day but I need some help. My waist measurement is 34inches, my hip measurement is 40 inches. My waist is catching up with my hips. I will be sixty in three weeks...

Hymie

Chinese Cuisine

Q: What do you call a Chinese girl with a food mixer on her head? A: Blenda....

starone

TICK WARNING Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes...

weecalf

Yup

Are yous up yet

wolf63

Good Morning

Good morning everybody. Anybody want to buy a furry-alarm clock. Perfect working order - if you want to get up at silly o'clock each morning....

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older. The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here....

ruthann58

dog has learnt to open the fridge

cassie will be 11 years old this year and today she has learnt to open the fridge eaten half a loaf of bread , a tub of flora , 3 buns with the papers on and 6 eggs i suppose to get a beagle to that...

Noraq

For Sqad: What patient's hear when Doctor's speak.

"He said I need to get a test done for 'Helicopter Polaris' "

10ClarionSt

Just watched the Olympic torch....

....in Heywood. We thought it would be the usual thing, you know, here it comes, there it goes, but we were right at the change over point, which was really good. Got some nice piccys.

DaisyNonna

Where would you go?

If there were no wars or fears of terrorist attacks where would you like to go? I have always wanted to go to Kashmir....

Duncer

My good lady called me a pervert tonight.....

.................but that is not what is bothering me. It was her tone of voice. She said it like it was a bad thing....

firewatch

Wow!

My 2 year old just fixed my hoover!! Just thought i would share :)

emmie

Search Engine

Instead of Google, I now have ask.com, which i don't want, can anyone advise please how i can get Google back. It's on the toolbar with http:// right hand of screen. Can you make it simple as i am not...

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