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at the Brothel...

This bloke goes to a Brothel and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed." The Madam tells him to go up to room no/12 and knock on the door. The bloke walks up to the door, knocks on it,...

Jemisa

Adult Scrabble... Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I (scroll down) People who wrote SPINE became doctors...... The...

ummmm

Razor blade sharpener...update

It arrived the next day (wonderful postal service) He had a shave with a used blade, not a blunt blade, just used. He shaved half his face then used the sharpener for the second half. He said it...

LochNessMonster

The British gutter press what's your view folks ?

Personally I have never bought a newspaper in over 20 years.

AB Editor

The AnswerBank Welcome Email 2: The Welcoming

We've reactivated our welcome email campaign. If you have received one, and you're not a brand-spanking-new-fangled-member please report so here. If you are brand-fangled and spanked you should keep...

rojash

It's happening again...

Got yet another welcome e-mail today

tonyav

Dark.

Jaysus, day has just turned into night here.

moonraker558

Mornin' All.

First again, Here is the weather forecast... Damp could turn wet but very mild. Happy day's one and all.

McMouse

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China ! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! Here goes... The following...

FredPuli43

Scythe or sieve?

Ever feel old because young people don't know what something is ? I went into the village ironmonger's to buy a scythe. The young assistant looked blank when I asked for a scythe. He asked "A...

Georgiesmum

SUMMER WEATHER.

It looks like another hot day here again today. 28 degrees is forecast. Wherever you are, enjoy your day. and dont forget the sun cream....

denis567

Points to Ponder

Seen these in a magazine - some good ones Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong. We never...

islasmum

Can anyone beat my chi**y 48 hours?

Yesterday I was at the Renal clinic, which I attend because of problems with my kidneys due to diabetes, and was told, very nicely by a very sympathetic doctor, that my creatine levels have risen and...

Georgiesmum

Ditloids.

192 (B T ) D E 2 C in a Q Many thanks for any help....

DTCwordfan

Latest Drawing completed: Oxfordshire House

Some of you have seen this one progressing, when it was just over a third done. Well, as promised, here we are: Combination of Early Tudor and William IV makes for an interesting mix......

firewatch

ooch!

Broke my toe last night because of our lab, he was dragging our other dog round the garden by her collar so i went go after him and kicked a low wall :( have you ever broken a limb etc due to a fluff...

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show- Episode 7

In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Death Valley, California), the village coffee shop, Ms Maizie's Food & Drink Emporium, was unusually busy. This was due to the fact that...

Jemisa

Over the Counter...

Over the counter .... A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?"...

marval

Itchy

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite...