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Lord of the flies

A woman walks into the living room where her husband is busy killing flies with a swatter, "any luck?" she asks. "A bit" he replies, "I've killed three males and two...

EcclesCake

On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his...

starone

Hormone Guide

Here is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker (male) or significant other! For those days when all a man has to do is open...

wolf63

soup maker

I am thinking of buying a soup maker. Does anybody have any recommendations or makes to avoid ? Is a pressure cooker the same type of machine? I don't want to spend too much on a gadget that will end...

Tilly2

Aw, now George has gone

The last remaining Giant Tortoise has died. How sad. http://uk.news.yahoo....george-222255250.html I don't know if the link will work....

Tilly2

Aw, the giraffe has gone!

Now we've got a baggy shorts tennis player with stumpy legs. He's not going to win!

tinkerbell23

Not eating.

Heartbreak diet :0( Just dont feel hungry and cant put food in my mouth... Not ate much all week but havent eaten anything since 5pm sat which was 3 bits of chicken goujon..... I had two bottles of...

tinkerbell23

Dogs really noisy tum

Dad was saying the dogs tummy has been making really loud noises, Loud enough to hear over the tv! He seems absolutley fine, toilet habits are normal.... Im just saying its normal...

joggerjayne

I Keep Trying To Tell You ...

There's only one team sport at which England are really good ... http://www.englandnet...23c-a7e2-0a2c3bcfdd0a...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Monday. The sun is about to climb over the hilltop, there is a gentle breeze blowing, a nice day is on it's way. ☺ Have a happy day everyone....

ELVIS68

England win on pens.....

Oi Oi!

pusskin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQR5iDsuud8

its a very sad time again, losing my much loved sister on monday gone. Bless her heart, she was wonderfull. This may be played at her funeral hopefully. I loved her and my bro who passed away last...

sherrardk

Answers on a postcard ...

Just been upstairs to close the blinds on the front windows. As I was doing this I noticed that my over 60's neighbours have a full sized advertising board for women's underwear in the boot of their...

chris552

Music too fast

Have tried altering speed on Windows media player. Still does not work.

gness

It`s a Beautiful Evening

And I have just seen Chris Packham in a wet suit. Life is good.

chris552

Music too gast

How do I listen to music on windows XP LAPTOP without the singer sounding as though they are on helium. Help please.

marval

Problem

Taxing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off. A concerned...

McMouse

Heard in Court

BARRISTER: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _____________________________________________ ___________________BARRISTER: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?...

marval

Purr Ow

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered...