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Hymie

Bestiality

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm - his wife is lying in bed reading a book. The man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." His wife looks...
20:11 Tue 26th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 16:08 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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redman41

IE9 and Answerbank-Problems still exist

I am currently accessing AB with Firefox ! Using Windows 7 Home Premium. ISP = Virgin,which is very fast. All Windows Updates are bang up to date. Browser Cache cleared. Painfully slow even accessing...
08:36 Wed 27th Jun 201229 answers, last by redman41 13:31 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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DTCwordfan

Latest Drawing completed: Oxfordshire House

Some of you have seen this one progressing, when it was just over a third done. Well, as promised, here we are: Combination of Early Tudor and William IV makes for an interesting mix......
12:22 Wed 27th Jun 20127 answers, last by B00 13:33 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Wednesday morning. Overcast. Situation normal! Have a happy day everyone....
04:38 Wed 27th Jun 2012100 answers, last by Smowball 07:23 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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ycwhll

Does that kind of brand evening dress, and go there to buy it?

Is there a better understanding of evening dress, those brand is better, the price is how to go there to buy a better arrangement?
02:05 Wed 27th Jun 201219 answers, last by ycwhll 09:32 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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McMouse

Minimum Wage

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they...
13:24 Tue 26th Jun 20122 answers, last by tenrec 16:36 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The Topic...

An old man is speaking to a young boy and they get onto the topic of death. "So little boy, how would you like to die?" asks the old man. "I want to die sleeping like my grandfather,...
12:24 Tue 26th Jun 20121 answer, last by tenrec 16:36 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

A fathers pain.

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's...
11:09 Tue 26th Jun 20126 answers, last by tenrec 16:34 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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lankeela

A woman goes into a pharmacy

and says to the pharmacist I'd like some cyanide. He asks what it is for and she says she wants to poison her husband. He is shocked and says I can't possibly let you have any to murder your husband,...
10:17 Tue 26th Jun 20127 answers, last by tenrec 16:34 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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sunny-dave

Shop Early for Christmas - Presents for Him and Her

For Him : http://oi50.tinypic.com/2wfutrp.jpg or possibly http://oi50.tinypic.com/315iihi.jpg For Her : http://oi49.tinypic.com/nmz0qu.jpg...
16:30 Tue 26th Jun 20122 answers, last by marval 13:29 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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McMouse

Quick thinging...

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied, 'No. I work...
10:05 Tue 26th Jun 201211 answers, last by Arksided 13:02 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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tinkerbell23

Short curtains

Is it just me who hates them!? Watching homes under the hammer ...hate those short curtains.. I had high windows in my old flat so couldnt have floor length ones but i hate ones that stop dead at the...
09:49 Tue 26th Jun 201222 answers, last by tinkerbell23 13:16 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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McMouse

If quizzes are quizzical,

what are tests?
09:45 Tue 26th Jun 20124 answers, last by bednobs 11:06 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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tinkerbell23

What are you doing today?

Anything nice? I had an appointment but shuffled it till tomorrow, really cant be @rsed today!! Plan to chill as i didnt sleep great!! Tv session today and gym later!! Btw....how bloody sore Is...
09:15 Tue 26th Jun 201279 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 13:43 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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rowanwitch

Ouch

A brunette goes to see her GP I've got a strange pain that moves around my body when I touch it Show me says the GP so she pokes the side of her knee ow! then she prods her arm ouch! then her jaw......
09:09 Tue 26th Jun 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 12:18 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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McMouse

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.
09:03 Tue 26th Jun 201217 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:44 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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McMouse

Sexual harassment?

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it...
08:33 Tue 26th Jun 201212 answers, last by wardlaw 16:29 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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excelsior-1

GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY

took a half shift off work today, so i'm home earlier than normal for my late-shift week. the weather is beautiful out there - it is difficult to believe that, only a few days ago, it felt like...
18:45 Mon 25th Jun 201231 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:38 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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peterbaz

Shortlisting for interview

hello does anyone out there know if you have any right of appeal against an employer not shortlisting you for interview when you feel you meet the criteria
18:12 Mon 25th Jun 201236 answers, last by joko 11:40 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Aquagility

How to Polish Perspex

The heading says it all really. I've not been down this road before, and I'm frightened that using the wrong method could do more harm than good.
18:20 Mon 25th Jun 20126 answers, last by heathfield 11:27 Tue 26th Jun 2012

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