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Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary ………………………….. Got an e-mail...

julia-mag

Runner Beans

How are your runner beans doing this year? Ours are very slow to get going, only half way up the sticks at the moment.

Ann

Spent most of the day putting replacement petunias in large front border of garden where the storms of Thursday had flooded them out and ripped them to shreds by the hail. Watered them in, sat down...

Grumpygrandad

The Honeymoon.

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his...

Tilly2

10000 steps per day

I have a pedometer and try to make myself do 10000 steps per day. Yesterday I did my morning walk for 30 minutes, went shopping and walked around Sainsbury's for an hour, came home and helped weed the...

princerupe74

male sexual peak

At what age are male human beings believed tobe at their sexual peak?

princerupe74

slipped disc

any men out there had a slipped disc and, if so, how did you treat and ultimately resolve it?

micmak

It's bloody freezing.....

Here in West Yorkshire. Needing the heating on in July is not funny. What's the weather like where you are?

BAKERS DOZEN

Unusual wedding cakes

Saw a wedding cake yesterday which, instead of the usual pillars, had champagne flutes separating the tiers. The cakes were on glass trays instead of silver boards and the effect was lovely. Simple...

marval

Marriage

Before marriage. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever...

Jemisa

Extra Strength...

A man walks into a chemists and says to the Pharmacist behind the counter, 'Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once and I need something to keep me...

Grumpygrandad

Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...

marval

Anything

Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alonside him, riding a brand-new Harley-Davidson motorcycle. "Wow," said Dave,...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

It's Sunday, the sun is in the sky. A rare event these days! So enjoy it and have a happy day everyone....

Gizmonster

Celebrate in Style ........

A young guy walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskeys. The barman asks, "are you celebrating something?" The guy replies, "yea, my 1st BJ today." The barman replies, "nice one...

TWR

Had your share?

Of rain today? here! bloody Cr@P

dotty.

James Garner

he should get this before we're on here posting a RIP thread for him http://www.facebook.c...ntOscarForJamesGarner deadline is today, and he should get it for Rockord alone!...

firewatch

Great

The dog has just farted on the remote! Nice!!

Tilly2

What really annoys me..............

is when people make a 'witty' remark and then don't come back to fight it out. There are a few people who drop their acerbic comments and when challenged, don't bother to respond.

ELVIS68

Oooo Arrrrr......

If I lived on a farm I would name my wireless network 'Get off my LAN!'

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