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1. Type of trainers? (8 letters)
2. Could be a careless one? (5 letters)
3. The town you were born? (10 letters)
Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks...
9.A slight southern county (8) 12. Three twits in a place (13) 20.Just one gulp has place (5) 27. The edge of the bog(8) 34.Mix short hold up with point (10) 37. Home to the Black Cats (10) 39....
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