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Novel approach to saving money...

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket....

mrs_overall

The Answerbank Radio Show - Episode 8

In the village of Answerbank Under The Wold (twinned with Dogger Bank, North Sea) the village pub was packed to the rafters. The four lap dancers, Starbuck, Kiki, ttfn and Ann86 had been summonsed...

craft1948

Blinds

Having got up this morning to find that the weight of the living room curtains has pulled the curtain pole out of the wall (I now have a large hole in said wall) I am thinking of having vertical...

2shortplanks

I've got a skin tag on my chest, had it for years. So today I decided in my wisdom, to tie a bit of thread round it to kill the bugger off. Anyway, it's now looking a bit angry and is weeping a bit -...

slinky.kate

I'm bored,name something good to eat

not a curry

ELVIS68

Guts and Balls.......

Here's the difference between having guts and having balls GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met at the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to...

MissCommando

Has your dog ever eaten something it really shouldn't have?

I stupidly didn't realise I'd left my handbag in the living room when we went out earlier. When we came back, the pup had chewed a bit of my diary (fair enough - my fault), but I looked by his bed and...

DaisyNonna

Dorset

Apologies for missing tomorrow's meeting. Off to Dorset to watch grand children dancing in a show. Eric will deliver the rifle prizes. Out of date rail timetable. Roman roof tile. Camouflaged pattern...

splashsk

Reducing the noise from neighbors dog by constructing wall?

Hi, My house and neighbor's share a open space divided equally by single wall which is of 4 feet height.We stay in the first floor of our house. My neighbor keeps his dog in the open space and will...

Tilly2

It drove me bonkers!

As it's the summer holiday for me and I don't have to return to work until September, I offered to become a volunteer at the local charity shop. I went for my first three hour stint yesterday and...

albaqwerty

The Retirement Party

for Rowan xxx Hope you have a long and happy retirement. I've scrubbed the cauldrons for the imbibing of liquids, the wild boar will be roasted on the spit later. If anyone else would like to bring...

zabado

Same law since motorway's were built.

Why do people think it's their right of way when joining a motorway ?.I drive a HGV so if I'm driving down a motorway and there is room, and it's safe for me to pull into the second lane to let you on...

coffeeboy

Arm bands

Why are the Italians wearing Black arm bands...

Barmaid

Italy wearing black armbands

Mr BM would like to know why Italy are wearing black armbands. Can anyone help, please?...

ELVIS68

Knock Knock........

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Salt n Pepa. Oh right, the door's not locked. Just push it. Push it real good...

marval

Aunt Bessie

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the world. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe...

Duncer

Tom, Dick and Harry

This is awful, and as old as Methuselah, but here goes.................. Tom, Dick and Harry like to go out to discos at the weekend but, unfortunately for them, they all have very large feet indeed,...

MASS1961

Super Mario!!

Italy 1 Germany 0

Duncer

Schoolday bliss.

A teacher is teacher her primary class new words, and the word for today is "definitely". Having explained the word she says "Okay class, can someone give me a sentence using the word...

THEMOTLEY1

THe Look!

Viagra Eye Drops, they make you look really hard!...

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