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moonraker558

Tattoo.

A woman had a tattoo of a sea shell put on her inner thigh, Her husband loved it because he when he put his ear to it he could smell the sea.
11:16 Fri 22nd Jun 20128 answers, last by sibton 18:43 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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jd_1984

I dont get the weather???

Anybody else in the North West? It is shocking down by the river mersey today, 28knott winds and hasnt stopped raining since i woke at 7am. It is just so random and I dont have the neccessary...
12:11 Fri 22nd Jun 201222 answers, last by beso 04:29 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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perose

HELP !

I have been working on restoring a photograph using Adobe Photoshop, I made a duplicate before working on it. After completing it I minimized it to see the change on the original and it has...
08:57 Fri 22nd Jun 201214 answers, last by perose 09:27 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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McMouse

Sex?

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW, THIS IS A LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST...
08:49 Fri 22nd Jun 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:07 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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marval

Barking

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry...
21:13 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 09:06 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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marval

Oops

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running...
23:50 Thu 21st Jun 20123 answers, last by Kiki-frog 09:05 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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bibblebub

Dog and ball

This seems all too familiar.
08:11 Fri 22nd Jun 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 08:54 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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WELSHYORKIE

Good Morning One and All

Morning All, dark, damp and generally miserable but enough about me - howare you this morning? Looking forward to the weekend? i know I am but not much planned except chill out and maybe watch the...
04:07 Fri 22nd Jun 201299 answers, last by sunny-dave 08:26 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Tilly2

Considerate husband.

So, I got out the mince, onions, tomatoes etc and said.'Shall we have Spaggy Bol, Lasagne or Chilli Con Carne? My husband replied, 'We'll have Spaggy Bol as it's easier for you. Don't forget there's...
19:06 Thu 21st Jun 201224 answers, last by tenrec 20:31 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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sunny-dave

AB radio show author in bike theft drama

You may recall that gness despatched the AB hitman (sunny-dave aka 'moped boy') with instructions to 'sort out' the errant author, before any more lurid tales of cleavages, bums and massage parlours...
18:33 Thu 21st Jun 201213 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:55 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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joggerjayne

AB Fit Camp 2012 - Fitness For Dummies Like Me

Okay, LDC ... I've got YouTube links for each of the exercises in my tummy routine. It's easier than trying to describe them. The reason for doing the whole routine is that each of them hits your tum...
10:26 Thu 21st Jun 201218 answers, last by tenrec 18:27 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Caribeing

Cold Calls

Have been receiving cold calls regularly especially at lunchtimes so decided to give them a" taste of their own medicine" today had a call from a lady with an Indian accent addressing me my...
17:58 Thu 21st Jun 201219 answers, last by alb0679 17:18 Tue 09th Dec 2014
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Tilly2

May seem like a morbid question but..........

In my life I have had experience/knowledge of six people who have taken their own lives. The methods used were hanging, gas oven, pills, cut wrists. Does anyone know what the most common method is of...
15:49 Thu 21st Jun 201253 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:18 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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marval

Another Priest joke

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the...
16:25 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:46 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Mick-Talbot

ABers are great at slagging comedians .........

So c'mon Who or what makes you laugh....
15:06 Thu 21st Jun 201227 answers, last by em10 16:37 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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EcclesCake

Does this describe your Husband/Partner?

"Baggy corduroys with worn patches; faded short-sleeve shirts; dingy, threadbare jumpers and exploding trainers. Glance at most older men in the High Street and this is what you will see."...
13:26 Thu 21st Jun 201241 answers, last by EcclesCake 15:50 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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EvianBaby

If today was going any slower

It would be in bloody reverse. I'm miserable today and all I want to do is go home, forget that such things like jobs exist, curl up in bed with my book and drink tea. Why's it so quiet on here this...
12:54 Thu 21st Jun 201229 answers, last by sibton 18:50 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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CailinDeas

BE NICE TO GRANDMAS...

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,...
12:54 Thu 21st Jun 20127 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 11:24 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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AB Editor

Onwards and Downwards June 2012

Onwards and Downwards Continues in June Hi Everyone, We were looking forward to the warm weather in last month's thread, well we got it didn't we? Interested to hear about Jan's new wobbler and...
08:27 Fri 01st Jun 2012120 answers, last by AB Editor 11:48 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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craft1948

It's very exciting here today

For some reason the old chap across the road decided on an unusual manouevre to get out of his driveway. His daughter's car was parked behind his, but rather than ask her to move it he decided to try...
12:24 Thu 21st Jun 201264 answers, last by gness 15:53 Thu 21st Jun 2012

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