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free booze!

I thought of a joke while I was listening to the radio in my car, Ok your in the pub and you stand their scratching your head and you turn to a friend and say :- "What was that song by the beach boys...
19:43 Fri 30th Nov 20077 answers, last by Skreecheeboy 22:49 Mon 03rd Dec 2007
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Naked statues

Two naked statues, echoing classical Greece stand facing one another in a public park. One early morning before the park gates are open, a passing fairy spotted to God and Godess figures and took pity...
22:52 Tue 27th Nov 20076 answers, last by excelsior 20:49 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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Dead hamster

A young lad decides to take his pet hamster to the vet after noticing it was not moving much, he puts the shoe box on the operating table and the vet lifts the lid and takes one look and says "I'm...
21:44 Tue 27th Nov 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 20:50 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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"Doubting Thomas"

How did that one originate and who was he/she ? I've often wondered.
14:41 Sat 10th Nov 20074 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 17:02 Sat 10th Nov 2007
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holliday company

Anyone had any dealings with '*********** hollidays ? Are they good ?
19:23 Mon 29th Oct 20077 answers, last by JK2 22:40 Mon 29th Oct 2007
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Double take

I was standing in a pub minding my own business when I happensd to glance round and see a bloke with a steering wheel stuck down the front of his trousers. I was so surprised, I just blurted out...
19:47 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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Fall guy

A city gent was driving up to Blackpool from London to attend the conservative party confrance for the following day. His intention was to book into a hotel and arrive for the confrance fresh the...
22:42 Wed 03rd Oct 20072 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 12:40 Thu 04th Oct 2007
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skip the light fantastic or skip the light fandango

I'd love to know the origin of these phrases.
11:31 Tue 21st Aug 20073 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 01:21 Wed 22nd Aug 2007
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Back to the bar

A guy walks into a bar carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him and says to the puzzled looking barman "I'll have a whisky and soda." Then the crocodile says "And...
22:13 Sun 19th Aug 2007
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Breaking News- Great white spotted!

Another great white shark has been reported just off the Cornish coast. An eye-witness said "it came up to the surfice near my boat and spewed up a badly decomposed squid and it said here's that...
23:30 Tue 31st Jul 2007
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Sat Nav's ?

Anyone have any sat nav jokes, I'm sure there must be some floating around out there......Oop's that was nearly a bad taste one ;?}
22:43 Sun 29th Jul 20073 answers, last by Norma Stitz 13:43 Fri 17th Aug 2007
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The big grin

Angus, what's that you have on under yer kilt ? "Touch it and see Maggie, Touch it and see" Och ! it's gruesome ! "Aye ! touch it again Maggie, it's grew some more"!
19:58 Sat 28th Jul 2007
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Thats strange!?

I got invited to the national dyslexia association's annual toga party, for some reason a lot of the guests turned up dressed as goats ??? I know, that explains a lot.
19:04 Sat 21st Jul 20076 answers, last by lankeela 23:10 Thu 09th Aug 2007
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Eats Shoots & Leaves

It's often puzzled me why Grey Squirrels bother to chew off bunches of hazel nuts, gnaw a hole in the shell even though the nuts are still green, imature and empty ? It seems like an obsessive...
12:05 Fri 20th Jul 20073 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 16:56 Sat 21st Jul 2007
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Ramshorn Snail puzzle

Hiya all, A friend has a rain water butt that has Ramshorn snails living in it, I'm just wondering how they get in there ? No pond near-by but there is a brook that runs by a few yards away. The butt...
08:46 Sat 14th Jul 2007
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Pitta Patta Pitta Patta

I went on holiday last week, boy o'h boy, what a week it was, it only rained twice the whole week- once for three days and once for four.
22:13 Sun 24th Jun 20072 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 13:05 Mon 25th Jun 2007
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What the.....?

Anyone have any idea how I ended up with a bunch of flower pots and a window box in the back of my pickup truck as I drove through Brighton the other night ? I would'nt mind so much if they were'nt...
14:36 Wed 20th Jun 20075 answers, last by Catcat 00:31 Fri 22nd Jun 2007
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School trip

A group of school kids from Glasgow was out on a educational visit to edinburgh castle. At the end of the day mr Taggart, the form teacher was doing a head-count as the pupils sat in their seats on...
00:37 Mon 18th Jun 20073 answers, last by Bert 20:44 Tue 19th Jun 2007
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So what ! it was late

What do you call a real cool gardener who's into ferns.................................................................. ..................................................................................
03:24 Sat 16th Jun 2007
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"MISSING DOG" poster on park gate...

Black and tan mongrel, distinguishing features etc- one eye, deaf, mange, three legs and no teeth. He's quiet friendly when approached and answers to the name of Lucky.
21:28 Wed 25th Apr 2007

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