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I_Hate_Infinity
Well? Thousands of words make up the English language, what's your favourite? IHI...
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Tilly2
There is a nice ABer called shoota Who talks to me via the computer But if he keeps alluding To my bits protruding He'll get a sharp punch up the hooter....
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bednobs
with Maths! he's been coming to bed really late and when i ask him what he's been doing, he's been "playing" with his slide rule and log tables (that he bought on ebay the other day) And, very sadly,...
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EcclesCake
I have learnt that some friends coming over on Saturday are expecting a feeding. I'm a tad peeved by their expectation but secretly grateful as I have a lot of veg that needs using up. On the basis...
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EcclesCake
I had a hot date planned for Friday night and I've been blown out....again. I'm going to gain the nickname candle at this rate :-( I'll spend the time wisely and put a bit more effort into dinner for...
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society
Usually when I serve pizza the beverage is Pepsi, beer and of course water. I would like to serve wine for a change. What wine do you suggest for my guests?...
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netibiza
Is he wearing the old pope's raiment, or has he new ones??
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souxie
1 Across, Limits local charges as carpet is rolled out (4-4) 9 Across, Fantastic discount on pre-packed basmati, perhaps, thanks to these? (5,10) 11 Across, She sells drink s in southwestern state...
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Smowball
I got really emotional at the petrol station this morning. Don't know why, I just started filling up...........
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quizzywig
Not bad. Nice scenery, interesting plot. I hope there's more to come as I am especially fond of Douglas Henshall!
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rosamundjohn
How do you get the forms for getting married in a registry office and what do you need?...
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mrs_overall
1. AB terrorists - The Tilly-Ban 2. An East Yorkshire DSS Investigator - Humber-snoop 3. A team of doctors in aeroplanes - A Sqadron Can you think of any more?...
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mrs_overall
Today Youngest Junior O (12) has gone on his 4th multi cultural visit to a mosque and a sikh temple. They have their lunch boxes checked to make sure there is nothing in it (i.e. a ham sarnie) that...
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skyplus
11a Brass instrument S???E ???????? 12d Device used by tennis players P???? Thanks in advance...
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sunny-dave
I hear HMP Holloway women's football team have got a new proven penalty taker... ... but the new player also makes a habit of scoring own goals ......
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honeydip
Because Immigrants are more succeessfull. Isn't it time we stop winging and try to be more like them? This is a great country built by our ancestors and we are letting them put us to shame while we...
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carolegif
I had an email a few days ago saying I had won £1000,000 in the Coca Cola ring pull draw. I emailed back saying I would contact the company to check as I had a suspicion it was a scam. Now I have had...
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RATTER15
My testicles are now ovaries!!! Brrrrrrrrr...
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tregaron
4.d. caused to lose confidence (12) _ L _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 13.d. ribaldry (10) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 10.d. sealed from aircurrents (12) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R _ _ _ 17.d. excessivelt demure (7) _ _ _...

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