There is a nice ABer called shoota
Who talks to me via the computer
But if he keeps alluding
To my bits protruding
He'll get a sharp punch up the hooter....
with Maths! he's been coming to bed really late and when i ask him what he's been doing, he's been "playing" with his slide rule and log tables (that he bought on ebay the other day) And, very sadly,...
I have learnt that some friends coming over on Saturday are expecting a feeding. I'm a tad peeved by their expectation but secretly grateful as I have a lot of veg that needs using up. On the basis...
I had a hot date planned for Friday night and I've been blown out....again. I'm going to gain the nickname candle at this rate :-( I'll spend the time wisely and put a bit more effort into dinner for...
Usually when I serve pizza the beverage is Pepsi, beer and of course water. I would like to serve wine for a change. What wine do you suggest for my guests?...
1 Across, Limits local charges as carpet is rolled out (4-4) 9 Across, Fantastic discount on pre-packed basmati, perhaps, thanks to these? (5,10) 11 Across, She sells drink s in southwestern state...
1. AB terrorists - The Tilly-Ban
2. An East Yorkshire DSS Investigator - Humber-snoop
3. A team of doctors in aeroplanes - A Sqadron
Can you think of any more?...
Today Youngest Junior O (12) has gone on his 4th multi cultural visit to a mosque and a sikh temple. They have their lunch boxes checked to make sure there is nothing in it (i.e. a ham sarnie) that...
Because Immigrants are more succeessfull. Isn't it time we stop winging and try to be more like them? This is a great country built by our ancestors and we are letting them put us to shame while we...
I had an email a few days ago saying I had won £1000,000 in the Coca Cola ring pull draw. I emailed back saying I would contact the company to check as I had a suspicion it was a scam. Now I have had...