Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones were on board a 747, returning to the UK, after a successful and strenuous tour of the US About 6 hours into the 9 hour flight, Mick decided to put his headphones on...
I COULD NOT RESIST SHARING THIS ONE!!! Onions & Christmas Trees* A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers,...
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"...
the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure,...
Best I've seen so far. dtc A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;...
... were sat in a vet's waiting room and started discussing why they were there. The first one said "I was left alone all day, got bored and ripped the sofa to shreds. They're having me put...
An elderly couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 40 years earlier. Because of hectic...
Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint. Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a...
I had some in a pub lunch yesterday.
It was delicious but bought in so no recipe available.
Have any of you foodies out there made your own?
I can Google away but a t&t recipe would be useful....
It is lashing down outside and every one of my down pipes sounds like it is blocked. Does anyone fancy holding the ladder whilst I go and clear them out tomorrow, or Saturday, or the next dry day we...
Do you use them or bin them? Before I went to bed last night I took out of the freezer what I thought was a small joint of beef. Went to the fridge to get it ready to be cooked and it's duck...
Neice has homework. What is the best way to fathom this equation out? My brain has switched off thinking about this too much.......
Need to know what the % between 165 and 200 is.
Thanks folks!...
my grandson left his shoes at school after playing an after school sport, they couldnt be found the next day but found two days later and put in a cupboard "where none of the children go because...
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you Americans on here...
"Happy Gobble Gobble Day"
Also Happy Thanksgiving to two very special people in my life.
To you all:
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