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ferlew

Ice Ice Baby

Did they steal the music from Queen, "Under Pressure" ??...

Mrprodrive

What Song Is Being Played In The Background... Cheers

The name of song/singer

RATTER15

I Have An Item On Ebay That Someone Has Made An Acceptable Offer On.

can I accept this offer and end the auction early? The auction is listed under "Auction" or "buy it now" The offer made is below the "buy it now" price....

josaphine32

Car is at the garage as the engine warning zigzag light came on, I forgot to ask him, is it expensive, I need it done but i have no idea on price, can someone give me a rough estimate, please, it is...

hawksley

Ids.

If the Cons had been in elected when Ian D Smith was their leader, would he have automatically became PM ? ,or can the party choose someone else other than the leader.???

DebsyDoo

White Smoke From Exhaust On Freelander - Head Gasket ???

Hi Y'all - can any mechanics out there confirm my worst fears ? We have white smoke billowing from the exhaust of our 2001 Freelender (K series engine) which we had replaced about 4 years ago ! Ps. It...

queenofmean

Caption Competition October 13Th

By George I think I cracked it! Here is todays caption (2 of my fave men Tai (L) and Darcy (R) ) this makes me laugh so im keen to find out what caption you guys come up with. Shall pick out a winner...

gollob

Wrong Answer Given On "perfection" Today

The question was on Beef which was -Silverside joint comes from the neck which was false. The answer given was it actually comes from the rump which is wrong. It is connected to the topside with the...

cupid04

Bloke Joke.

Q] What do you call a bloke with a small willy? A] Justin!...

sidkid

I Love

putting on underwear straight out of the drier. They're so warm and cosy. Then I like scanning the people in the laundrette and trying to guess who they belong to.

marval

Shot

One day, a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle the rifle. The rookies were firing hither and thither and finally one of them shot the sarge in...

excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 19

posting this one now, as i shall not have time later have fun thinking of something, and i shall decide on the winner tonight good night all...

sidkid

An African Lady

called Betty came into my restaurant on Sunday and asked if I had roast beef on the menu.. I said "no black Betty it's ham or lamb"...

Baby_Sham

Protecting A Pine Table.

I have a large pine coffee table that I've sanded down today, to remove any marks or coffee cup stains. It looks lovely now, but I'm afraid to put anything on it. What would be the best thing I could...

Ric.ror

It's Back

Due to popular demand and my misguided attempt at racial harmony I've bought the gate back Enjoy...

starone

Gary Is In Hospital

Who the hell is Gary ? Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned....

joggerjayne

Why Praying Must Be Wrong

One of my pals' eldest has started Philosophy as one A Level option, and I was chatting about the Philosophy of Religion, and how it relates to Theology. And this came up ... People say prayers. But...

pixie373

Mm Links September 2013 Week 1

Hi All, this is 'Joan the Wad', Queen of the Pixies, here to set your challenges for September. I went to see my 88 year old client today and we were talking about dog-walking. She asked if we could...

Psybbo

Central Heating

What is the best form of central heating?